Playfull once went out for the evening wearing women's underwear for a bet, even though everyone told him you can't have a bet with yourself.

Nogget is actually wider than he is tall, except when he is lying down of course.

playfull exists on a diet of solely raw aubergines.

Oldrocker was doing the sign language "interpreting" at the Mandela memorial service.

Jennie was due to appear on The Great Britsh Bake Off but forgot to take any flour with her.

(That Cherry Blossom takes some getting off I can tell you!)

Oldrocker used to wear a parka with a target on its back, ride a Vespa with 36 mirrors on it, and wear Italian suits.

Nogget once wrote a letter to Santa Clause asking him for proof of the existence of God. On Christmas morning he recieved a bag of coal and note which simply said "And on the 21,900,000,000th day...".

SnoMan believes in Santa Claus.

DirtyRottenEgg believes he can communicate with Snowmen...

Playfull thinks snowballs come from snowmen.

beaky likes horney stuff

ComedyGeek is neither a geek nor comedy

Death by monkey's preferred method of killing actually involves an ape, not a monkey.

Nogget is a little thing

ComedyGeek has a little thing