What are you doing messing around on here when there could be the news-story of the week breaking at 4.58pm? Ok there wasn't but that's not to say it couldn't have happened.
Actually I can't talk I sent off precisely zero vox pops & corrections this week so all my hope is in sketches. (REALISATION DAWNING) Nooo! You fool! What have you done! Please let there be a last minute request on the twitter feed tomorrow!
Quote: Jinky @ July 13 2010, 4:01 PM BSTReal hack stuff.....but I keep saying "They did a viagra joke. They did a viagra joke" over and over again....
Too right - when I first spotted this oppo on Writersroom I listened to show 2 on iPlayer and heard the viagra joke and that was enough to make me believe I could get something on...
1 sketch (first ever), 10 vox pops and 2 corrections.
Anyone else do Andy Pandy, Judge Price and bishops?
(That was a hell of a night...)
Quote: clueless @ July 13 2010, 1:29 AM BSTBut, FCW, you're on Twitter so why not just follow them?
And boost their popularity? Nevah! Not until they broadcast my material.
That said, nowt on the Twitter link so far - they must be flush with material for tonight.
Quote: Will Cam @ July 12 2010, 7:22 PM BSTStick it on the Critique section SOS if you want a proper debrief.
I'll post it up at the weekend, once I've got over the likely depression that will follow after another week of failures!
Cheers!
That's the spirit.
Ok guys and girls I went to the show last night so will list all I can remember so look away now if you want to prolong your hope or be able to enjoy the show fully without knowing what is going to happen 
In no particular order...
Paul the squid retiring and going home to family (sketch)
Gazza turning up at the oil spill to help fix the leak. (sketch)
Korean news reporting North Korea winning world cup. (World News)
Bishop allowing women to drive/be doctors (sketch)
Nick Clegg leaving Newsjack an answer phone message about being locked in a room. (Answer phone)
Russian spy talking about English culture whilst locked in Premier Inn. (Sketch)
Girl saying how america swapped 10 russian spies for 4 american must have gone by their weight (VOXPOP)
Mandelson memoirs (sketch)
French version of Newsjack doing a piece on the burka ban (Sketch)
Holland talking about their teams aggression at the world cup (World news)
Howard Webb On a tour bus celebrating making it to the final of the world cup (Sketch)
Thats all I can remember off the top of my head right now but if I remember anymore will let you know. I hope it's Ok for me to do this as I don't want to piss off the BBC 
Overall it was a great show. Miles did a bit of stand up at the beginning was really funny (If anyone thinks I should take this down let me know!)
none of them are mine.
"Morning Jackers. Even tho it was one of the oddest things I've EVER seen & is v. topical, please no Gazza stuff for NJ. Too weird already" - hmmph.
Quote: Trabs @ July 15 2010, 1:12 PM BSTnone of them are mine.
"Morning Jackers. Even tho it was one of the oddest things I've EVER seen & is v. topical, please no Gazza stuff for NJ. Too weird already" - hmmph.
Never mind Trabs. RFTP starts next week and we'll soon be able to hear your wonderful porn sketch!
Oh well, third time lucky perhaps!
At least now I can bring my depression forward and overcome it a little earlier.
Think I'll go and say hello to those fine chaps at Bargain Booze
Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 15 2010, 1:14 PM BSTNever mind Trabs. RFTP starts next week and we'll soon be able to hear your wonderful porn sketch!
Cheers.
This is the 1st thing I will ever have broadcast. my grandparents keep asking my thing is going to be on the radio, and I'm like "yeah, I don't think you're really going to like it.."
I am hoping for at least a Vox Pop for tonight.
Quote: Trabs @ July 15 2010, 1:33 PM BST
This is the 1st thing I will ever have broadcast. my grandparents keep asking my thing is going to be on the radio, and I'm like "yeah, I don't think you're really going to like it.."
I am hoping for at least a Vox Pop for tonight.
Ah, they'll love it!
Myself and co-writer have struck out with NJ. Apart from one vox pop recorded but spat out onto the cutting room floor.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 15 2010, 1:38 PM BSTAh, they'll love it!
Myself and co-writer have struck out with NJ. Apart from one vox pop recorded but spat out onto the cutting room floor.
Why doesn't your writing partner come on here? Or is that just what you call your writing hand?
Quote: CKY88 @ July 15 2010, 12:37 PM BSTOk guys and girls I went to the show last night so will list all I can remember so look away now if you want to prolong your hope or be able to enjoy the show fully without knowing what is going to happen
Paul the squid retiring and going home to family (sketch)
Gazza turning up at the oil spill to help fix the leak. (sketch)
Korean news reporting North Korea winning world cup. (World News)
Bishop allowing women to drive/be doctors (sketch)
Nick Clegg leaving Newsjack an answer phone message about being locked in a room. (Answer phone)
Russian spy talking about English culture whilst locked in Premier Inn. (Sketch)
Girl saying how america swapped 10 russian spies for 4 american must have gone by their weight (VOXPOP)
Mandelson memoirs (sketch)
French version of Newsjack doing a piece on the burka ban (Sketch)
Holland talking about their teams aggression at the world cup (World news)
Howard Webb On a tour bus celebrating making it to the final of the world cup (Sketch)
Thats all I can remember off the top of my head right now.
You are a real memory man! Shame there was none of my sketches though...
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 15 2010, 1:39 PM BSTWhy doesn't your writing partner come on here? Or is that just what you call your writing hand?
He did actually register as a member, but he's never bothered posting. Just as well. He'd only cause trouble and show me up!
Quote: CKY88 @ July 15 2010, 12:37 PM BSTNick Clegg leaving Newsjack an answer phone message about being locked in a room. (Answer phone)
Damn! I sent in a sketch that was basically about an answer phone but it had nothing to do with Nick Clegg.
Then again, after last week's fiasco, there's a chance I might get a credit for the concept of 'answer phones'.
(And I'm shameless enough to be happy with that)
