Things that piss you off Page 788

Quote: zooo @ December 19 2011, 2:06 PM GMT

:D

Sick

Mine are somewhat concealed by chest hair, if that helps?

Quote: rwayne @ December 19 2011, 2:02 PM GMT

Thanks...maybe I will once I've finished my 'comedy' about masturbation!

Just keep practicing in your time-honoured way..

Quote: Rob H @ December 19 2011, 2:07 PM GMT

Mine are somewhat concealed by chest hair, if that helps?

Sick Sick

Quote: zooo @ December 19 2011, 2:10 PM GMT

Sick Sick

Thought so. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ December 19 2011, 2:08 PM GMT

Just keep practicing in your time-honoured way..

Thank you for the benefit of your vast writing experience...it's very much appreciated.

Critique: When Harry met Stylee

While there is comedy gold such as this to admire and to aspire to I'm sure we
can all be encouraged.

Quote: rwayne @ December 19 2011, 1:52 PM GMT

Yeah...women are great aren't they? And if you agree with everything they say
(and jump to their defence because you think they need it) they will think you're lovely and sweet and sensitive and 'boyfriend' material too!
There are so many different kinds of 'inappropriate' I'd say.

Pleased Your funny.

;) You're not funny.

Quote: dellas @ December 19 2011, 2:47 PM GMT

;) You're not funny.

I'm not being paid to be funny. Don't get wares for free.

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 19 2011, 12:30 PM GMT

Office tw*t types who, at this time of year, turn up wearing ties with a big picture of Rudolf with a flashing red nose and other ties in a similar vein.

I would quite like a tie like that, to wear at funerals, preferably not in December.

Quote: Kenneth @ December 19 2011, 2:55 PM GMT

I would quite like a tie like that, to wear at funerals, preferably not in December.

Laughing out loud

:) Sort of.

Quote: rwayne @ December 19 2011, 2:18 PM GMT

Thank you for the benefit of your vast writing experience...it's very much appreciated.

Critique: When Harry met Stylee

While there is comedy gold such as this to admire and to aspire to I'm sure we
can all be encouraged.

Now.. I know you've already skimmed it 50-60 times, but if you read it again slowly, you may eventually realise that it's actually about you..

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ December 19 2011, 3:33 PM GMT

Now.. I know you've already skimmed it 50-60 times, but if you read it again slowly, you may eventually realise that it's actually about you..

Oh...really?...that's...so...very...sweet...of...you...but...maybe?...spend...
less...time...fantasising...about...me...and...perhaps...use...an...occasional...full...stop...

*must remember to do it someone else's way*

Quote: rwayne @ December 19 2011, 2:02 PM GMT

Thanks...maybe I will once I've finished my 'comedy' about masturbation!

A one-hander, by any chance?