I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,442

Just saw a 'behind the scenes' look at David Cameron's speech. While the actual screened event gave every appearance of being in front of a massive stadium full of people, in fact it was a virtually empty one, with just a few chairs set out in the middle, surrounded by acres of emptiness. This was quite deliberate, because only a few people were invited. It's weird how much deception there is; they even had the TV cameras way back, behind all the emptiness, so the images jerked around to suggest a vast attendance.

(Apparently this isn't just what Cameron does, it's common practise)

Some of these are brilliant.

http://www.euronews.com/2014/02/05/sochiproblems-baffled-olympic-journalists-tweet-hilarious-gross-discoveries/

The radiator is a classic !

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nogget @ 7th February 2014, 4:59 AM GMT

Allen's relationship with his son's (non-biological) sister was certainly weird and creepy but:

...he did not adopt her, and there's no evidence she was underage during the affair.

I would like to apologise for being wrong on both counts -

'After ending his relationship with Mia Farrow in 1992, Allen continued his relationship with Soon-Yi Previn. Though Allen never married Mia Farrow and was not Previn's legal stepfather, the relationship between Allen and Previn has often been referred to as a stepfather involved romantically with his stepdaughter because she was adopted and legally Farrow's daughter and Allen's son's sister.'

And Woody began dating Soon-Yi when she was 19 and he was 56 - which is perfectly legal.

So no red flags there then.

Mr Allen's lawyers inform Mr Renegade Carpark that his apologies are too late to stop the multimillion dollar lawsuit.

On that basis RCP you've got more red flags than a shark infested beach in a hurricane.

Quote: Lazzard @ 7th February 2014, 1:32 PM GMT

Some of these are brilliant.

http://www.euronews.com/2014/02/05/sochiproblems-baffled-olympic-journalists-tweet-hilarious-gross-discoveries/

https://twitter.com/PoliticanaRu/status/430400499104645121/photo/1

Quote: Oldrocker @ 7th February 2014, 4:11 PM GMT

https://twitter.com/PoliticanaRu/status/430400499104645121/photo/1

What event is this.

Quote: sootyj @ 7th February 2014, 4:14 PM GMT

What event is this.

Freestyle Shitting.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 7th February 2014, 4:31 PM GMT

Freestyle Shitting.

Is Ian Duncan Smith representing England in this event.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-hunt-woman-after-family-racially-abused-on-the-tube-9115603.html

hey Brummies take your racism and go back where you came from.

Quote: sootyj @ 7th February 2014, 4:54 PM GMT

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-hunt-woman-after-family-racially-abused-on-the-tube-9115603.html

hey Brummies take your racism and go back where you came from.

You might want to try Israel -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26067980

And the wind up machine whirrs into life.

All I'll say on this RCP, is if you read the articles you quote so frequently you might actually succeed in winding people up.

All I'll say on this RCP, is if you read the articles you quote so frequently you might actually succeed in winding people up.

A ha ha ha hahahaha . . . .

Simon Cowell is only 5'7" tall (short).