Things that piss you off Page 503

Quote: Sammy @ September 3 2009, 12:00 AM BST

Well I'm on a comedy forum at Midnight so I'm thinking probably not :D

I'm on a comedy forum at ten past one where I am so that makes me even sadder.

So you're in the future? I'd say that makes you cool if anything

Quote: Sammy @ September 3 2009, 12:21 AM BST

So you're in the future? I'd say that makes you cool if anything

Ooooh, don't start me on time travel.
Already had that lengthy argument on this forum last month, we came to the conclusion I'm right and everybody else is wrong. :P

Quote: hey_nonny @ September 3 2009, 12:25 AM BST

Ooooh, don't start me on time travel.
Already had that lengthy argument on this forum last month, we came to the conclusion I'm right and everybody else is wrong. :P

Ellie went back in time and closed the thread I thought?

Quote: Paul W @ September 3 2009, 9:14 AM BST

Ellie went back in time and closed the thread I thought?

Time travelling modding. Like Minority Report.

Quote: Gavin @ September 3 2009, 9:19 AM BST

Time travelling modding. Like Minority Report.

Laughing out loud Yes but with less Tom cruise and more mistakes.

Before this Aaron was a woman and I was the king of a small African country.

And I swear Zooo was a tea cosy...

Time travels so confusing.

Quote: Paul W @ September 3 2009, 9:21 AM BST

Laughing out loud Yes but with less Tom cruise and more mistakes.

Before this Aaron was a woman and I was the king of a small African country.

And I swear Zooo was a tea cosy...

Time travels so confusing.

But they had to send their past selves a message to build a time machine, even though their live in that time seemed to be ok, and make the changes or there would be a time loop.

Quote: Gavin @ September 3 2009, 9:29 AM BST

But they had to send their past selves a message to build a time machine, even though their live in that time seemed to be ok, and make the changes or there would be a time loop.

That's all very well, but when traversing the bipolarity of the neuron flow, they left Renegade Carpark behind in the past - on a quest to find his grandfather. He went to his grandparents' original address, where he encountered a young woman, had sex with her and became his own grandfather.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 3 2009, 12:02 AM BST

I have little choice but to be at home of an evening since they fitted the tag. :(

what tag was fitted and where? :O

A GPS cockring. Bit much if you ask me. Political correctness gone mad.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 3 2009, 12:33 PM BST

A GPS cockring. Bit much if you ask me. Political correctness gone mad.

Please, it's too early to think about Tim Walker in a cockring.

Quote: chipolata @ September 3 2009, 12:35 PM BST

Please, it's too early to think about Tim Walker in a cockring.

Yes, sorry, that's best left until late at night, as one is just about to go to sleep...

Bugger, bugger, bugger and bollocks.

This thread just gave me a great idea for a new sitcom about a man with a time machine, got so excited about it I almost became temporarily incontinent.

That is until I remembered theres something called Dr Who!
Bollocks!!!!!!

Quote: hey_nonny @ September 3 2009, 1:05 PM BST

Bugger, bugger, bugger and bollocks.

This thread just gave me a great idea for a new sitcom about a man with a time machine, got so excited about it I almost became temporarily incontinent.

That is until I remembered theres something called Dr Who!
Bollocks!!!!!!

Perhaps a sitcom about a time travelling doctor, who uses a time ring (as used by Tom Baker in Genesis of the Daleks), except this time it's a GPS cock-time-ring, activated by pressure. Erotic time travelling masturbation hilarity ensues.

Quote: Kenneth @ September 3 2009, 1:19 PM BST

Perhaps a sitcom about a time travelling doctor, who uses a time ring (as used by Tom Baker in Genesis of the Daleks), except this time it's a GPS cock-time-ring, activated by pressure. Erotic time travelling masturbation hilarity ensues.

I can only imagine what this doctor's villains will look like. >_<