Schrodinger walks into a bar.
And doesn't.

Pavlov can't decide which bar to walk into.

Heisenberg goes into a bar. But I'm not sure how fast.

Sheep walks in, too. A baaaaa.

How do you ensure your girlfriend takes the pill? Tell her if she does get pregnant, people might think she's fat.

What's black and white and red all over?

Lots of things its a striking combination of colours.

Love it. Sorry if I already posted this (and not only sorry for that):
What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson menstruating.
What's brown and sticky? Graham Norton's dick.

I was going to move from Facebook to twitter but I've heard if you get addicted to using Hash Tags it can so easily lead on to Heroin Tags and Speed Tags!!!

Kamikaze pilots took just four weeks to learn how to fly. It was a crash course.

Isis have announced they will be targeting Tesco next - after the company's recent announcement that there was no profit...

Han Solo goes into a bar
He say's I won't have a shot first

You don't wanna be friends with everyone. Unless you're a Facebook page.

Here's a joke for all you comics:

Ted Chippington walks into a bar.
Nothing funny happens, but we all laugh anyway.

Hello everybody! if you can send me please any amount to my webmoney purse Z120878788189 I need money for my scientific activity

Regards,
Roman

Quote: Roman Enn @ 27th May 2015, 11:11 AM BST

Hello everybody! if you can send me please any amount to my webmoney purse Z120878788189 I need money for my scientific activity

Regards,
Roman

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Sure how much do you want?

Quote: playfull @ 27th May 2015, 11:16 AM BST

Sure how much do you want?

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Does that chat up line ever work?