Quote: Oldrocker @ 22nd January 2014, 12:19 AM GMTOn my own until Friday (apart from Roxy the cat)
She's away in Oxford.
Party tomorrow? I can bring Babycham!
Status report Page 5,512
Upset to have to have received an email with the subject line: 'How an ugly guy can get chicks'
Thanks for the vote of confidence guys! 
In more amusing news I discovered the following two sentences on a Wikipedia page about the United Kingdom's worst ever earthquake (don't ask) which happened on Dogger Bank in 1931.
"It was also reported that a Hull woman died as a result of a heart attack caused by the quake. Rather less seriously, in London the head of the waxwork of Dr Crippen at Madame Tussauds fell off."
Don't ask me why but I found this very funny. My condolences go out to the family of the poor woman of Hull however.
Quote: roscoff @ 22nd January 2014, 1:44 PM GMTI can bring Babycham!
Is that your cat? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Quote: Tuumble @ 22nd January 2014, 1:53 PM GMTUpset to have to have received an email with the subject line: 'How an ugly guy can get chicks'
And? I need more information......for a friend you understand.
Quote: roscoff @ 22nd January 2014, 2:29 PM GMTAnd? I need more information......for a friend you understand.
I'm not your friend!
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 22nd January 2014, 2:30 PM GMTI'm not your friend!
That's not what it says on your tattoo
Quote: roscoff @ 22nd January 2014, 2:43 PM GMTThat's not what it says on your tattoo
We obviously had too much to drink that one night, Roscoff!
The 3D effect on Gordon's is a bit spooky - looks like the phone cord is actually implanted in the flesh.
Billwill has accidentally overpaid his income tax by 50p, but he hopes that this mistake will go a long way towards settling the National Debt.
I just saw a photo of George Osbourne smugly hitting a beggar with a mars bar
Well done Bill Will
Ben is deciding what to watch - football or American Horror Story.
American Football Story?
It's easier to write about American football than real football you just pick up and run with it
Evening all