Sardines and a saucer of milk.

Waff waff - Jesus it's over here.

Quote: beaky @ 10th September 2014, 9:00 PM BST

Sardines and a saucer of milk.

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Well stop being a pussy then.

DAMN YOU, SAT NAVS!

When you see the green new post icon and think oh nice, a new post

So you click it

But it turns out its not a new post - it's just cos the last poster has edited their post

Makes me very very slightly annoyed

Sometimes

Quote: lofthouse @ 13th September 2014, 6:10 PM BST

When you see the green new post icon and think oh nice, a new post

So you click it

But it turns out its not a new post - it's just cos the last poster has edited their post

Makes me very very slightly annoyed

Sometimes

Especially when you've been sitting around in your pants waiting for a new post....all day

And if BCG who are you going to listen to, your cat, the talking pot noodle that the devil lives in. And they're both telling to kill....again and you don't want to.

But nobodies posting, so it's not your fault if another school is missing a dinner lady on Monday

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I'll try and post more often Lofty.

Oh you utter utter c*nt

do you kiss my mother with that mouth

Final signs that the country has gone f**kin' mad - Mary Poppins on Last night of the Proms.

Tonight The Last Night of the Proms feels a bit like the band playing on as the Titanic goes down.

Why is it always the last night ?

Is the first night a bit poo?

Always the last night?

It has been on since July and tonight was................the last night.

I turned my phones location settings off to save battery and now I've misplaced the phone and can't use the location features to find it

Jeremy Vine.