Quote: lofthouse @ 30th August 2014, 5:21 PM BST

That's looks like an old tranny

And so does the radio

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Thrrrrrump tissshhhhhh.

Ere all week

Quote: Marc P @ 30th August 2014, 5:54 PM BST

I'm a big fan of Kate Bush.

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but usually settle for one in the hand

She's strikes me as the sort of woman that would have a big bush

I mean big

I mean like she's got a black poodle stapled to her snatch

Bloody hippy

Lovely.

Hey describe Zooo your holiness.

Quote: lofthouse @ 30th August 2014, 10:05 PM BST

She's strikes me as the sort of woman that would have a big bush

I mean big

I mean like she's got a black poodle stapled to her snatch

Bloody hippy

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Quote: zooo @ 30th August 2014, 10:06 PM BST

Lovely.

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Get a room a long way away from me.

The trend of interviewers these days (don't remember this say in Parky's days) who say they have read their guest's latest book/watched all of their films/seen all their plays/all their TV series etc. etc. and sometimes watched/read/seen them multiple times.

NO YOU HAVEN'T - otherwise you wouldn't have any time to eat/sleep/shag/travel etc.

"Oh, let me crawl up your arse and kiss you from the inside!"

What's with all the celebrity travel shows lately? Who dreamed up Simon Day and John Thomson to do one together? I like them both but who came up with this idea?! But that's not even the most random one! Yesterday I happen to see one with Warrick Davis and his family! It seemed to be him having family weekend days out?????? Wwwhhhhhhhyyyyyyy???!!!

Cos TV is total garbage now

We have dozens and dozens of channels and they all need filling

So they get filled with shit like this

Don't watch!

Unless you want to know about gauchos.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 1st September 2014, 1:19 PM BST

Get rid of your telly - it's such a release.

22 years now and still clean.

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Yeah, so you tell us - but I bet you have a sniff at a radio now and then.

Other people getting gigs I was up for!

When you notice that you have a floater in your eye and then can't stop looking at it.

I have quite a few.