Quote: Marc P @ 20th September 2014, 9:30 PM BST

How dare you!

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You're a big boy aren't you?

I have a big heart and in the end that is all that matters.

Awwww

An over large heart can't be healthy

I'd get a transplant post haste

Funny you should say that...

Well I am on the organ register, recently signed up I mean.

Serious?

Fk me I must be psychic ...

Erm

Well good luck with that fella

I meant as a donor card carrier. My heart is okay, thanks though mate

What the f**k is Glamping?

Oh! Lol

I misunderstood

I thought you meant you were on the waiting list for a new April!

Quote: Chappers @ 20th September 2014, 11:01 PM BST

What the f**k is Glamping?

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It's to do with what colour handkerchief you put in the back pocket of your denim shorts I think.

Well I think I've worked it out as Glamorous Camping - but WHO THE FUCK MADE UP THE WORD?

It's almost as bad as STAYCATION!

Not too dissimilar - both not giving up the luxuries of life.