Yes he just has a slight Gamma radiation problem

Is that an extreme gam problem?

Lofty after finding out the corner shop are out of pot noodles

Just see him being like that after his diatribe.

'Step up to the plate' - what the hell does this actually mean and why can't peoe use straightforward English? 'Boots on the ground' is another one. What's wrong with simple 'ground forces'?

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Why do people have to abbreviate words?

Bloody predictive interfering text. People.

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Bloody predictive interfering text. People.

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Yes - predictive text does piss me off.

Just been to Tesco - they've moved everything around again.

I know why they do it - the theory being that you might spot something you hadn't noticed before and buy.

But it's a FUCKING nuisance, and it's no good saying "Well I won't shop here again" 'cos they all f**king do it.

STOP IT!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR.

It's useful 'cos it exercises your brain and helps you not develop Alzheimers. *nods*

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It's useful 'cos it exercises your brain and helps you not develop Alzheimers. *nods*

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Can think of better ways to exercise the brain than going round in circles in some f**king supermarket when all I want to do is get the shopping over with quick and get out of there.

Use tesco online home delivery

Whilst you can...

Quote: lofthouse @ 27th September 2014, 1:19 PM BST

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I don't get out much, and there's the sense of adventure.

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