accepts a game of Street Countdown
I came here to drink milk and kick ass... and I've just finished my milk.in Series 4, Episode 2
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.in Series 2, Episode 5
Jen misinterprets Richmond's dress sense
Jen: Nooooo, Richmond, you are NOT coming to the funeral!
Richmond: What funeral?in Series 2, Episode 2
Hope it doesn't sound arrogant, when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!in Series 2, Episode 2
Roy: Moss, how would you feel about a big girls night out?
Moss: That depends Roy. How big are the girls?
Roy: I can't believe there's a psychiatrist in the building. All because those two from accounts just had enough of everything and wanted to go to the seaside.
Moss: The seaside? They committed suicide, Roy.
Moss corrects Roy's singing
Roy: We don't need no education.
Moss: Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.in Series 1, Episode 4
Roy: Really? You do the whole Lonely Hearts thing?
Moss: I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing!
JEN? Is Roy off the phone yet? The spider is now upon my person.in Series 1, Episode 3
Ow. Four! I mean, five! I mean, fire!in Series 1, Episode 2
Denholm explains to Jen what the upstairs is like
That's the sort of place this is, Jen. A lot of sexy people not doing much work and having affairs.in Series 1, Episode 1
They should call dates "spend some time with a big fat loser!"