The Detectives. Image shows from L to R: Dave Briggs (Robert Powell), Bob Louis (Jasper Carrott). Copyright: Celador Productions.

The Detectives

BBC One sitcom about incompetent detectives. 31 episodes (5 series), 1993 - 1997. Stars Jasper Carrott, Robert Powell and George Sewell.

Series 2, Episode 3 - Never Without Protection

When the paparazzi catch a Duchess romantically embracing her police protection officer, Bob and Dave are detailed to be her security for the next few weeks, as the only officers immune to sexual entanglements.

Broadcast details

Wednesday 16th March 1994
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Jasper Carrott Bob Louis
Robert Powell Dave Briggs
George Sewell Superintendent Cottam
Guest cast
Frank Windsor Chief Superintendent
Rula Lenska Duchess
Anthony Valentine Chauffeur
Robert Bathurst Thomas (Paparazzi)
Paula Hamilton Miss Red Button
Geoff Lawson 'Bodger' Riley
Andrew Barclay Jimmy
Roland Oliver Harry the Editor
Nicolas Colicos (as Nic Colicos) Masseur
Daniel Flynn Peter Burlington
Tony Soper Badger Watch Commentator (Voice)
Writing team
Steve Knight Writer
Mike Whitehill Writer
Production team
Ed Bye Director
Ed Bye Producer
Nic Phillips Executive Producer
Graham Hutchings Editor
Andy Hamilton Production Designer
Keith Strachan Composer
Matthew Strachan Composer