The Armstrong & Miller Show. Image shows from L to R: Alexander Armstrong, Ben Miller.

The Armstrong & Miller Show

BBC One sketch show with. 19 episodes (3 series), 2007 - 2010. Stars Alexander Armstrong, Ben Miller, David Armand, Karen Hayley and others.

Series 1, Episode 1

A fitter of bathroom blinds works out just how to humiliate a difficult customer. And there's more...

Further details

A fitter of bathroom blinds works out just how to humiliate a difficult customer; a divorced dad 'bonds' with his young son in the park - but pulls no punches about the reasons why he and his mum split up

Gullible Rog returns home from work to find his wife and his best friend Pete in full bondage gear - a surprise Easter party for him, they claim; a record producer gees up his new boy band signings - but all is not as it seems.

Government ads encourage those who've failed in the real world to try teaching; we learn about the origins of Art Criticism from two Neanderthals; and meet faithful football manager Tony and his overly friendly Russian boss Dimitri, who plans that they will make fire together.

And when an aggressive head chef goes a step too far in his criticisms, the kitchen staff exact the perfect, fatal revenge. And there's more...

Broadcast details

Friday 26th October 2007
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Alexander Armstrong Various
Ben Miller Various
David Armand Ensemble Actor
Karen Hayley Ensemble Actor
Jim Howick Ensemble Actor
Katherine Jakeways Ensemble Actor
Lucy Montgomery Ensemble Actor
Tyger Drew-Honey Ensemble Actor
Dan Skinner Ensemble Actor
Guest cast
Rebecca Dennis Ensemble Actor
Geoffrey McGivern Ensemble Actor
Writing team
Simon Blackwell Writer
Mark Bussell Writer
David Cadji-Newby Writer
Ali Crockatt Writer
Anil Gupta Writer
Aidan Hawkes Writer
Tim Ifield Writer
George Jeffrie Writer
Richard Pinto Writer
Justin Sbresni Writer
David Scott Writer
Nico Tatarowicz Writer
Bert Tyler-Moore Writer
Jeremy Dyson Script Editor
Production team
Dominic Brigstocke Director
Caroline Norris Producer
Charlie Hanson Producer
Alex Jackson-Long Producer
Mario Stylianides Executive Producer
Alexander Armstrong Executive Producer
Ben Miller Executive Producer

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