Having infiltrated a wedding dressed as a Simon and Garfunkel tribute act, Fran and Jamie abduct a sleazy DJ who has been cutting Mr K's coke with detergent. As they shove him into the back of the van, it emerges there is another occupant - a vicious dog whom Fran "rescued" from the last hit.

When Elton (the dog) gets car sick, the DJ makes good the opportunity to scarper - leading to a three-way Mexican standoff between the good(ish), the bad, and the muttley.