Mum is in hospital having a 'woman's procedure', so Aunty Val is tasked with making the Friday night dinner.

To the boys' horror, she spends most of the evening glued to a dating app, before showing them several photos of semi-naked men. Val is obsessed with one guy in particular - 'Loverboy 309' - who she's been stalking for months.

Adam and Jonny are relieved when Mum and Dad return, but there's no chance of any R&R for poor Jackie: Loverboy 309 is picking Val up from the house in 40 minutes.

Thus begins an evening of hell for the Goodmans as Val forces them to eat their lamb dinner in record time, followed by her secretly hated 'vomit-in-a-bowl' rice pudding.

Meanwhile, Jim has had an extra-large, galvanised steel dog cage delivered to the Goodmans' house - because he didn't want Milson to be upset by it turning up at his own house - and proceeds to build it in their living room. Naturally, there are typically disastrous consequences...