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The Unbelievable Truth

BBC Radio 4 panel show built on truth and lies. 135 episodes (pilot + 22 series), 2006 - 2019. Stars David Mitchell.

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Series 8

In this special Christmas edition David Mitchell is joined by Lee Mack, Jack Dee, Rufus Hound and Graeme Garden to talk on the subjects of reindeer, decorations, boxes and pantomime.

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The Truths

Lee Mack - Reindeer

- Reindeer will happily drink human urine because of the salt in it. Found by Rufus.

- Reindeer eat magic mushrooms, which lead to the popular stories about flying reindeer. Also, people drink reindeer urine to get some of the hallucinogenic effects. Found by Graeme.

- Reindeer have different hooves for different kinds of weather, depending on the season. Found by Rufus.

- Vikings used reindeer bones as ice skates. Found by Jack.

- "Hreinn" is an Old Norse meaning "Reindeer". Successfully smuggled.

Graeme Garden - Pantomime

- During a debate in the House of Commons Chris Bryant MP called Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne "Baron Hard-up", who in turn called Bryant a, "pantomime dame". Found by Lee.

- At a 2007 production of Peter Pan Cornish health and safety officers insisted that the children should wear hard hats during the flying scenes. Found by Jack.

- A Norwich TV presenter once emailed 30 primary schools asking if they would be interested in seeing a free performance of Dick Whittington, but there was only one reply because the school's email filters blocked the emails because of the word "Dick". Found by Jack.

- In Halifax the punk band Chumbawamba produced a panto called Riot, Rebellion and Bloody Insurrection. Found by Rufus.

- A 1997 production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in Southampton had to be cancelled because all the dwarves caught flu except Sneezy. Successfully smuggled.

Jack Dee - Christmas Decorations

- Candles on Christmas trees originally contained arsenic and thus caused cases of accidental poisoning. Found by Lee.

- In Ukraine a popular Christmas decoration is a spider on the front door. The myth is that a spider one decorated a bare Christmas tree belonging to a poor family with beautiful web. Found by Graeme.

- On Boxing Day until the mid-Victorian era, a tradition in certain parts of Wales was to beat the bare arms and legs of servants and the lazy with holly until they bled. Successfully smuggled.

- Christmas crackers were originally called "Cossacks". The name is believed to have been an allusion to the sudden gunfire or the crack of a whip belonging to unruly Cossack forces who occupied Paris following the first fall of Napoleon in 1814. Successfully smuggled.

- In Sweden a common Christmas decoration is a small whicker goat. Giant ones are also built, which are often victim to arson attacks. Successfully smuggled.

Rufus Hound - Boxes (Accompanied by beat-boxer Grace Savage)

- Erwin Schrödinger was probably not that keen on cats. Found by Graeme. Accidentally included by Rufus.

- During Victorian times parents made their children wear a "Self-Abuse Alarm", an electric shocker device to prevent them from masturbating. Found by Lee.

- The original table tennis bats were the lids of cigar boxes. Found by Graeme.

- In 2002, 10,500 people in Britain were injured by cardboard boxes. Found by Lee.

- In 1907 an advert campaign for Kellogg's Cornflakes offered a free box of cereal to women if they winked at their grocer. Successfully smuggled.

- Marilyn Manson collects old tin lunch boxes. Successfully smuggled.

Scores

- Jack Dee and Graeme Garden: 4 points
- Rufus Hound: 1 point
- Lee Mack: 0 points

Broadcast details

Date
Monday 26th December 2011
Time
6:30pm
Channel
BBC Radio 4
Length
30 minutes

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    Cast & crew

    Regular cast
    David Mitchell Host / Presenter
    Guest cast
    Graeme Garden Guest
    Lee Mack Guest
    Jack Dee Guest
    Rufus Hound Guest
    Grace Savage Self
    Writing team
    Dan Gaster Writer
    Colin Swash Writer
    Production team
    Jon Naismith Producer
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