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The Unbelievable Truth

BBC Radio 4 panel show built on truth and lies. 135 episodes (pilot + 22 series), 2006 - 2019. Stars David Mitchell.

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Series 16, Episode 1

Henning Wehn, Jon Richardson, Susan Calman and Jack Dee are the panellists obliged to talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as tattoos, milk, supermarkets and Vladimir Putin.

Further details

The Truths

Jon Richardson - Milk

- Yak's milk is pink, due to it containing blood. Found by Susan.

- A pint of supermarket milk can contain the milk from over a thousand cows, due to the size of dairy farms. The UK's largest dairy farm has 2,000 cows, while the Chinese are building a dairy farm with 100,000 cows. Found by Susan.

- The Chinese are the largest importers of milk, despite around 90% of the population being lactose intolerant. Found by Henning.

- The human body makes different types of milk for boys and girls. Found by Henning.

- Milk can help reduce the symptoms of PMT by half. Successfully smuggled.

Henning Wehn - Tattoos

- Macaques on Gibraltar are tattooed and microchipped so the police can identify them. Found by Susan.

- In Roman times, runaway slaved had the letter "FUG" tattooed on their heads, meaning "fugitive". Found by Susan.

- Young girls from the Ainu tribe, the aboriginal people of Japan, used to have moustache tattoos on their upper lips to symbolise that they were ready for marriage. Found by Susan.

- Winston Churchill had a tattoo of an anchor on his arm. Found by Jon.

- Mick Hucknall has a tattoo of the EU flag on his arm. Found by Susan.

Susan Calman - Supermarkets

- Most men buy melons most similar to how they would like their girlfriend's breasts to be like. Found by Henning.

- Lidl shoppers can buy goods as diverse as men's business shoes, trumpets and a pipe installation kit. Successfully smuggled.

- Tesco sells a nine-carat gold engagement ring for £15. Successfully smuggled.

- You can buy disco-themed rice in Argentina known as "Diana Arroz" (pronounced Diana Ross). "Arroz" is "rice" in Spanish. Successfully smuggled.

- Tesco once sold a £2 lasagne sandwich that contained 565 calories. Tesco claimed that this was a world first and tried to present it as a healthy option, despite having the same fat content as two McDonald's cheeseburgers. Successfully smuggled.

Jack Dee - Vladimir Putin

- In Russia you can buy Putin canned vegetable and mushroom products, but these are not connected to President Putin or his family. Found by Jon.

- One of the things on Putin's wish list is: "to bump off in a toilet". He said he would like to do this to Chechen terrorists, in the sense that anyone who didn't like Putin's regime would be killed in a lavatory. Found by Susan.

- Steven Segal has given Vladimir Putin martial arts tips. Found by Susan.

- Putin gets up to eat breakfast at noon, because he sleeps late. Other people who were not early risers include Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill. Successfully smuggled.

- Putin is a fan of The Beatles, and as a teenager he played their songs on his high school's radio station. Successfully smuggled.

Scores

- Susan Calman: 6 points
- Jon Richardson: 0 points
- Henning Wehn: -2 points
- Jack Dee: -4 points

Broadcast details

Date
Monday 4th April 2016
Time
6:30pm
Channel
BBC Radio 4
Length
30 minutes

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    Cast & crew

    Regular cast
    David Mitchell Host / Presenter
    Guest cast
    Jack Dee Guest
    Henning Wehn Guest
    Susan Calman Guest
    Jon Richardson Guest
    Writing team
    Dan Gaster Writer
    Colin Swash Writer
    Production team
    Jon Naismith Producer
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