Inspector Horse

He's a vet who works at a stables.

Inspector Norse
Thor rides in to sleepy little Oxford village to solve murders. With Brian Blessed as Thor.

Dan

A touch of Prost.

David Jason investigates a murder during Octoberfest.

A Touch Of Proust
French modernist solves murders in attempt to get rid of his successful earlier cockney wideboy image.

Dan

Avertyd
Tragicomedy about comedy writer for whom things never seem to happen.

A touch of Lost.
David Jameson as a curmudgeonly detective stuck on an island with a Polar bear.

Big Top yourself
Sitcom about a circus so depressing it makes people kill themselves.

Big Slops.
Sit com set in prison slopping out toilet. The shits really going to hit Stan Bordman

Big Strop
Unsuccesful comedy writers complain about the BBC, nobody pays any attention.

"Beep Show" - export version of Peep Show for the American market... all swear words are "beeped" out, and any naked body part (except for certain faces) is pixelated. They'll love it over here... "Those brits, their humour is so dry"...

Big Topless
Finding the missing ingredient suddenly makes panned sitcom massive success.

Big Topples
Just a headline when new sitcom not recommissioned.

Notorious BIG Topped
Ultra-bad taste sitcom.

Dan

Pig Top
Comedy set in the world of Dawn French's clothes designer.

Runrig Top
Scottish rock band based sitcom.

Big Top of the Pops.
Sitcom set in a zoo staffed only by ex Radio1 DJs.

Big Topiary
Clowns, acrobats and a ringmaster are all made out of hedge.

Bigamy Top
A bunch of bigamists go on the run from the law. As a circus!

Biggot Top
Sexist, racist and homophobic. Back to the 60s for the team!

Dan

Veranda. Sitcom set on a balcony

Car Man Miranda
Mechanic contemplates pathetic love-life with winks to camera and crush on chef living next door to his garage.

Mirandinha
Ex-Newcastle United Brazilian striker contemplates pathetic love-life with winks to camera and crush on chef living next door to his Geordie football memorabilia store.

Miranha
Fanged fish contemplates pathetic love-life with winks to camera and crush on pufferfish living next door in aquarium.

Miranha 2: The Spawning
Fanged fish actually gets it on with pufferfish next door in aquarium. Directed by James Cameroon.

Dan

Michael McIntyre's Money Making Machine -

A pre-watershed fun for all the family sitcom that is so gentle and PC that it makes The Good Life look like Cannibal Holocaust. Michael McIntrye plays the put upon Dad constantly at odds with his easily embarrassed, social climbing wife, his lovable but cranky Father and his brood of advanced beyond their years wise cracking children.

In the first episode, Michael decides to clean up the neighbourhood by setting fire to Jasper Carrott and his family of multi-ethnic spazzers.

The Fresh Stink of Bel-Air

Sewage workers go on strike with hilarious consequences.

"Jimmy's Basement". The action is hilarious as five young boys are locked in Jimmy Savile's basement. Roar with laughter as the young scamps try to escape, but invariably end up in Jim's chair, where they have to guess what new gadget will appear from the arm rest. EPISODE 1 - With Special Guest Star Ken Dodd and his tickling stick.

The Greatest Tory Ever Sold

Short film about a great Tories taking bribes.

The Worst Tory Ever Sold

As above but with prequels and sequels galore. May never end.