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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Wednesday 17th February 2021, 8:58pm [Edited]
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 189 posts

Researchers want to add Diarrhoea to the existing three symptoms which trigger a covid test.
Health Secretary Matt Hancock said. "If you have a cough, fever, loss of smell and a turd, please wear a nappy to stop the spread."

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  • Sunday 21st February 2021, 9:01pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
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Last week burning debris fell from a Boeing jet and landed in a residential area near Denver, Colorado.
A woman shouted to her neighbour. "Michelle, there's an engine on your back yard," and Michelle replied. "Is he a Sioux or Cherokee?"

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  • Sunday 21st February 2021, 10:24pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 189 posts

On Saturday, organisers of a church meet-up in Nottingham heard from God. "Be fruitful and increase in numbers and fill the carpark," and an even bigger God, Insp James Walker said. "Thy shall be struck down with a £10,000 fine."

'Early Data' is showing a reduction in transmissions in people who have had a coronavirus vaccination. Health secretary Matt Hancock said. "This is very disappointing and worrying for my friends and Tory Party donors."