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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Tuesday 30th June 2020, 5:15pm [Edited]
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 77 posts

There has been some fact checking today on Boris Johnson's economy speech on how a Tory Government will spend £5bn on infrastructure projects. The consensus is the UK economy is FACT!

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Friday 3rd July 2020, 3:53pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 77 posts

First minister Nicola Sturgeon announced that from Wednesday it will be mandatory for Scottish men to cover their mouths with their kilts whilst out in public. Ms Sturgeon said. "We want to show the world Scotland has the balls in tackling the Covid-19 pandemic."

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Friday 3rd July 2020, 4:34pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 77 posts

Prime minister Boris Johnson says because of the coronavirus recreational cricket can't resume because of ' teas and dressing room risk' A spokesperson for the English Cricket Board said. "Howzat, then?"

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Friday 3rd July 2020, 4:56pm [Edited]
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 77 posts

With pubs reopening on the 4th of July The Cutlers' Arms in Rotherham has lowered the bar in readiness for an influx of Limbo dancers

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Saturday 4th July 2020, 11:26am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,904 posts

Who might be the worst Prime Minister? Teresa may.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Sunday 5th July 2020, 12:32pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 77 posts

100 workers from a Ouija Board manufacturing company found out they had lost their jobs today, when it was reported in a national newspaper. A union spokesman said. "My members are very angry and upset that they weren't told by the board."

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Sunday 5th July 2020, 3:18pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,904 posts

If a crowd gets prostitute sex, is it a whorde?

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Sunday 5th July 2020, 7:51pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 77 posts

A man who consumed a dish full of sprouts, a vindaloo curry and drank eight cans of beer, followed the Government's social distancing guidelines in a cinema, today.
The cinema manager said. "The cinemagoer caused "Bubbles" on empty seats. Jezzzus, talk about Pickle 'n' Mix!"

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Monday 6th July 2020, 10:55pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 77 posts

Police swooped on The Comedy Store in London today which has been putting on shows twice a day even though theatres are not allowed to open due to covid-19 lockdown. The police realised their mistake when it was pointed out to them it was the Houses of Parliament.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Monday 6th July 2020, 11:28pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 77 posts

To create new UK jobs, the chancellor of the exchequer Rishi Sunak has announced he will be giving £1 billion to a floating duck houses manufacturer to build six ferries for HS2