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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 2nd October 2020, 2:25pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,370 posts

47% of men are morbidly attracted to pornography because they feel alone and isolated and unable to form meaningful relationships in reality. The rest just like wanking.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Sunday 18th October 2020, 8:51pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 155 posts

At a New York auction a copy of William Shakespeare's First Folio has sold for a record £7.6m Questioned about the huge amount of money paid for a book the buyer said. "It wasn't a Bard price."

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Tuesday 20th October 2020, 10:40pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 155 posts

The Swedish giants Ikea are launching a scheme to buy back unwanted furniture, which could lead to familiar shouts around the stores of. "Where the fcuk does this go?

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Wednesday 21st October 2020, 10:26am
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 155 posts

The RAF has relaxed rules allowing dreadlocks, braids and ponytails in attempt to recruit more diverse people. The Air Chief Marshall said. "The one the RAF really wants is the bouncing bun."

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billwill

  • Wednesday 21st October 2020, 4:22pm
  • North London, England
  • 5,833 posts

Corona virus isn't a disease being seeded by aliens from outer space.

It IS the Aliens.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Friday 30th October 2020, 9:07am
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 155 posts

The start of the new "firebreak" in Wales this week saw "NON- essential" items including clothes being covered up in stores. The First Minister of Wales Mark Drakeford has now ordered the entire covering up of Cardigan Bay.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Monday 2nd November 2020, 7:47pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 155 posts

The suit worn by Gene Kelly in the musical Singing in the Rain could fetch £115,000 at an auction in California. The water used in the film caused the woollen suit to shrink, which left Gene Kelly wishing he had worn drain pipe trousers.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Sunday 8th November 2020, 10:18pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 155 posts

Prime Minister Boris Johnson has now widened his search for the Covid leak to the Welsh Government

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Friday 13th November 2020, 10:35pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 155 posts

NASA'S new 'MEGAROCKET' failed a critical test yesterday when the 'MEGABOTTLE' fell over just before launch

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Thursday 19th November 2020, 9:00pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 155 posts

Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced the government will spend £16 billion on defence.
£10 billion will go to a Spanish businessman who will act as a go-between to supply the UK armed
forces with bayonets

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Thursday 19th November 2020, 9:27pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 155 posts

The EU and Uk chief negotiators have stepped back from post-Brexit trade talks after a member of the EU team tested positive for Covid-19
The EU stepped back 2m but the UK are demanding they step back 6.56168 feet

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Tuesday 24th November 2020, 10:56pm [Edited]
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 155 posts

Chinese spacecraft sets off on Moon sample quest to try to retrieve wok samples from the moon