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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Tuesday 5th May 2020, 9:29am
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 33 posts

On this day in 1494 comedian Christopher Columbus discovered Jamaica and the Island inspired him to write his most famous joke.
'My wife recently went on holiday to the West Indies.'
'Jamaica?'
'No, she went on her own accord.'

A woman with 12 children was the first person in the country to have a family planning package land on her garden by a drone. Her husband wasn't happy by the whole event as he had only just seeded his lawn.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Thursday 7th May 2020, 10:32am
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 33 posts

So sad to hear the news of the closure of The Rotherham Hide -&- Seek Club due to them not finding new members.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Saturday 9th May 2020, 7:49pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 33 posts

A Downing Street source said Boris Johnson will this Sunday ditch the autocue and read a statement about the UK economy from his baby's diaper