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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Tuesday 5th May 2020, 9:29am
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 127 posts

On this day in 1494 comedian Christopher Columbus discovered Jamaica and the Island inspired him to write his most famous joke.
'My wife recently went on holiday to the West Indies.'
'Jamaica?'
'No, she went on her own accord.'

A woman with 12 children was the first person in the country to have a family planning package land on her garden by a drone. Her husband wasn't happy by the whole event as he had only just seeded his lawn.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Thursday 7th May 2020, 10:32am
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 127 posts

So sad to hear the news of the closure of The Rotherham Hide -&- Seek Club due to them not finding new members.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Saturday 9th May 2020, 7:49pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 127 posts

A Downing Street source said Boris Johnson will this Sunday ditch the autocue and read a statement about the UK economy from his baby's diaper

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Saturday 6th June 2020, 12:46pm [Edited]
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 127 posts

A Bungee Cord factory that dropped into a sinkhole has now bounced back to full production

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Saturday 6th June 2020, 2:39pm [Edited]
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 127 posts

Great Britain's Relay Team have written to the government asking them to relax the social distancing rules as they have recorded their worst ever times.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Saturday 6th June 2020, 5:42pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 127 posts

Due to Covid-19 Funeral Directors will now have eight metre long coffins to protect their Pallbeares

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Sunday 7th June 2020, 12:24pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 127 posts

This year's Butterfingers Award went to Roger Gosford. Gosford said. 'It was a proud moment to pick up the trophy.'

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Wednesday 10th June 2020, 7:53pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 127 posts

Further Lockdown measures have eased today when Prime Minister Cummings announced that the banning of diving by Premier League footballers will be lifted as from this Monday. The Premier League have marked out designated areas for them to safely do so. In front of goal.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Thursday 11th June 2020, 3:47pm [Edited]
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 127 posts

Prehistoric cave paintings to be taken down!

To attract more tourists to their town, Grantham, Lincolnshire will erect a statue to Margaret Thatcher

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Thursday 11th June 2020, 7:06pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 127 posts

Huawei to sponsor UKs largest Genealogy Site

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Friday 12th June 2020, 6:59pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 127 posts

A Whoopee Cushion factory despatched their cushions to the wrong address, today. Their mistake was only discovered when a vicar asked his parishioners to kneel down for prayer, thus a new hymn was composed of ' Blowing a Raspberry over the altar.'

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Rood Eye

  • Thursday 18th June 2020, 1:11pm
  • England
  • 4,103 posts
Quote: Thief Of Bad Gags @ 11th June 2020, 3:47 PM

To attract more tourists to their town, Grantham, Lincolnshire will erect a statue to Margaret Thatcher

That's a good joke - topical, funny, satirical and clever. Laughing out loud

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Friday 19th June 2020, 8:50pm [Edited]
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 127 posts

Thank you Rood Eye for your feedback. Much appreciated :)

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Friday 19th June 2020, 10:59pm [Edited]
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 127 posts

The launch of the new Snakes & Ladders App has been cancelled due to technical problems. A spokesperson said. "We are now back to square one."