Horse walks into a bar. Barman says, Why the long cock?
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Maybe he was having a mare..
Had a bad dream about a Burgermeister. Mayor!
A horse walks into a psychiatrist's and asks for advice on its fear of mighty Welsh rivers. The consultant says, "Face the long Wye".
Prince Andrew quoted as saying
"God Save the King"
But to be fair he was talking about Jonathon King
Fell in love with a golf ball. Just hit it off. It's got me down to a tee.
What do you call someone who still thinks Madonna's cool? Homosexual.
What do you call someone who joins the Queue? A c**t.
I bought my brother some Golf balls for Christmas
But as I left them under a tree he was allowed a free drop shot
Went to a Muslim bar. Got a free shot.
I don't have a bucket list, but my f**ket list is a mile long
Had a bucket list, but there's a hole in it.
My pet mouse Elvis died last night..................he got caught in a trap.
My favourite singer is Alanis Morrisette, but I can never remember a single lyric. Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?
45% of teenage boys suffer from premature ejaculation. The rest enjoy it.