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I just read that impotent men think sentences are complete without a main verb. Well I'll be.
I said to a pimp, How do you make a million? He said, Mind your own f**king business.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 25th February 2022, 7:57 PMI just read that impotent men think sentences are complete without a main verb. Well I'll be.
The missing word there, whilst quite possibly a verb, is fulfilling an adjectival function. The "main verb" is definitely "be". So, I deduce that Monkhouse stands proud!
I've been stealing garden ornaments from my next door neighbour
who shall remain gnomeless
Quote: gappy @ 5th March 2022, 6:52 PMThe missing word there, whilst quite possibly a verb, is fulfilling an adjectival function. The "main verb" is definitely "be". So, I deduce that Monkhouse stands proud!
Well I never.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 5th March 2022, 1:54 PMI said to a pimp, How do you make a million? He said, Mind your own f**king business.
That was a good 'un! ?
Quote: a plate @ 5th March 2022, 9:39 PMThat was a good 'un! ?
Oh dear, don't encourage him - he'll start to think he can make as a stand-up, and we all know the only stand-up he's good at.
What's the difference between Berlusconi's dick and Berlusconi's defense? Berlusconi's defense won't stand up in court.
When I left school, I got a job in a factory making plastic models of Dracula. There were only two of us on the production line making these models. So, as you can imagine, I had to make every second count.
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 12th March 2022, 8:23 AMWhen I left school, I got a job in a factory making plastic models of Dracula. There were only two of us on the production line making these models. So, as you can imagine, I had to make every second count.
Love it!
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 12th March 2022, 8:23 AMWhen I left school, I got a job in a factory making plastic models of Dracula. There were only two of us on the production line making these models. So, as you can imagine, I had to make every second count.
Terrible!
Just read, 'Ukraine: 500 men ready to enter.' That's not the Ukraine, that's my mother.
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 12th March 2022, 8:23 AMWhen I left school, I got a job in a factory making plastic models of Dracula. There were only two of us on the production line making these models. So, as you can imagine, I had to make every second count.
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