One liners now gone.
Now crossing fingers, toes, eyelashes etc I have something in Wednesday's show. Especially as I'm going to the recording!
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Nice one buddy I can only wish for that kind of thing. congratulations mate.
sorry mate I read that wrong. all I saw was I have something in Wednesdays show. so I will say good luck. 
I sent my one-liners off before I went to bed last night. I managed to write nine in total.
Quote: Ponderer @ September 17 2012, 6:41 PM BSTI see what you did there Gerry.
I thought Gerry was a girl! 
Quote: bigger niche @ September 18 2012, 3:06 PM BSTI thought Gerry was a girl!
The jury's out tbh
Hello all,
I've tried writing for a couple of Newsjacks before with no success - but this is the year! Have sent in a few one liners as I missed the deadline for sketches.
Do you find out if you're in before the show or is it just a case of listening?
Thanks and good luck,
Jonathan
They'll drop you an email at around 5pm on the Thursday if they use any of your material Jon.
I've got one of those jokes which I like but I'm scared to send in, it's a iPhone/Steve Jobs joke - hmmm - I probably shouldn't submit it
F**king hell, I've sent them something!
Just in under the one-liners wire!
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ September 18 2012, 3:13 PM BSTThe jury's out tbh
You look like a girl in that picture.
(I know about girls: I've seen pictures of them on the internet.)
Quote: DeathbyMonkey @ September 18 2012, 3:18 PM BSTI've got one of those jokes which I like but I'm scared to send in, it's a iPhone/Steve Jobs joke - hmmm - I probably shouldn't submit it
If you don't send it, stick it in the Season 7 rejections thread DBM, I like a good bad-taste joke
Quote: DeathbyMonkey @ September 18 2012, 3:18 PM BSTI've got one of those jokes which I like but I'm scared to send in, it's a iPhone/Steve Jobs joke - hmmm - I probably shouldn't submit it
FFS, send it in.
The worst they can do is not use it.
Or perhaps they'll say something about how awful it was on air, and how they couldn't believe that you actually sent it in.
And then they'll send the PC brigade round to shut your willy in the door.
Sent six one liners - cut the Steve Jobs one. Got in Michael Gove, Kate Middleton, Mitt Romney attacking Obama's supporters, Rat meat on sale in East London, The Innocence of Muslims and Richard the Third's bones. And I think they're all hilarious, which means they're going on my twitter feed straight after tomorrow.
Quote: bigger niche @ September 18 2012, 3:30 PM BSTYou look like a girl in that picture.
(I know about girls: I've seen pictures of them on the internet.)
That's comedic gem Jane Krakowski *swoons, but not in a feminine way*
A proper pic here:
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ September 18 2012, 3:36 PM BSTThat's comedic gem Jane Krakowski *swoons, but not in a feminine way*
A proper pic here:
I think I prefer her in your icon.
She looks like a right little cracker.
Actually, I think I preferred you when I thought that was a picture of you.
I bet you're not a right little cracker at all!
Quote: bigger niche @ September 18 2012, 3:32 PM BSTFFS, send it in.
The worst they can do is not use it.
Or perhaps they'll say something about how awful it was on air, and how they couldn't believe that you actually sent it in.
And then they'll send the PC brigade round to shut your willy in the door.
Yes but DbM has got form - that's why he's anxious!