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... And that was NoNewsDan from way back in March 2011, the week that Colonel Gaddafi was appointed Chelsea manager and went on to win two Champions League finals.

*applauds*

Quote: swerytd @ March 21 2011, 3:09 PM GMT

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Was anyone at the recording? Did my Maryland Marines sketch make the cut?

No - sorry.

The Gary Baldy sketch was my favourite!

Did anyone hear NoNewsDan on BBC Dan last night? As a piece of non-existent, non-topical topicality it was ace!

None of you lot made the cut. There was a cookie sketch and some of Sean's lines were pilfered but he didn't get any credit as they'd have had to pay him.

Dan

Art For Art's Sake is currently on-air there. I wonder if the second and third episodes will be written before broadcast?

Dan

Quote: swerytd @ March 28 2011, 6:30 PM BST

Did anyone hear NoNewsDan on BBC Dan last night? As a piece of non-existent, non-topical topicality it was ace!

None of you lot made the cut. There was a cookie sketch and some of Sean's lines were pilfered but he didn't get any credit as they'd have had to pay him.

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I don't care about the money, I just do it for the recognition.

So doubly f**ked

Quick question, anyone been paid yet?

I got my contract sent through but have yet to receive the money.

I got the opposite. Paid but no contract yet.

Quote: The Producer @ May 10 2011, 1:20 PM BST

I got the opposite. Paid but no contract yet.

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Same here.

I've been paid too.

I have been paid. Already blown the money on crack and whores and shit.

Yeah, been paid. Don't think I've had a contract but, you know, so many of them fall through the door I really can't remember.

Oh no, hang on, I'm mixing up 'writing contracts' with 'pizza menus'...

Dan