A big hurrah!

Current Dilemma: Village Pig Roast or Eurovision?

Current Units of Alcohol: 2large glasses of Merlot at v. friendly local.

Mind Set: F**kkkkkkkk!

Village pig roast just sounds absolutely immense.

Pig Roast!! do you have to catch the pig yourself?

Oh I like this Alcohol Level thing

Current Units of Alcohol: 4 Cans of wife beater (Stella for all you not in the know) and a small glass of scotch.

I like Saturday's how come I don't have any Pig roasts to go to?

I`m glad I`m not the only one Gavin!

& yes Aaron it is absolutely immense!

No Gavin, you don`t have to catch the pig, I couldn`t do that - I`d set it free. I`m an animal lover for my sins.

*Thinks* Maybe pig roasts are a regional thing?

Current Alcohol Intake: Still the 2 large Merlot`s, but it`s a Saturday & by the hook neatly fastened to my right hand, that is soo going to change!

Pig roast, is that where you get a well known celebrity pig and take the piss out of him for chairty?

I'd love to go to a pig roast but can't eat pork anymore. On the plus side I can now convert to Judaism.

I'm gonna watch Eurovision cause I've got Freeview and nothing else is on

It would be a funnier option!

You don`t have to eat the pig though. I won`t, `coz I hate eating anything that looks like an animal.

I`ll prob stick to the social drinking aspect.

I thought "Roasting" had other connotations nowadays.

It doesn't involve Jade Goody does it?

Jude's Roasting Jade Goody? good girl spit roast the horrible creature

The only trouble is ....... IT'S ALL FAT.

OK - before the voting here are my top 10 ratings - if you could give a toss. (just to see how I match up)

1. Hungary
2. Moldova
3. Russia
4. Lithuania
5. Georgia
6. UK *
7. Finland
8. Bulgaria
9. Belarus
10. Serbia

* - a bit hopeful 'cos of the politics.

Some other weird ones that pobably go down elsewhere but let's see how I do.

PS - sad aren't I.

Just switched it on... wtf? Santa?

Just remembered who the Ukraine singer reminds me of. A character in the Beatles Yellow Submarine cartoon.

I bet they win.

Or a cross between Christopher Biggins and Timmy Mallet.
I liked France, Sweden, Germany and the Ukraine.
I bet Mallet-Biggins wins too.

Quote: Leevil @ May 12, 2007, 9:46 PM

Just switched it on... wtf? Santa?

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The whole concept of 'Santa', 'Father Christmas', 'Saint Nick', etc, comes from Finaland.

In other news, I hate Ireland and Malta.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 12, 2007, 7:32 PM

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Why do we bother entering this pathetic political voting competition!? how can Serbia be top!! the song was crap, like most others, I know ours was not the best, but it's clearly politically voting out there!!!! We should not bother entering next year, even if Robbie Williams entered we would still not win