Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 20 2012, 12:48 AM GMTSo sorry Oldrocker. Did you want to be the first to dream of it?
Unfortunately I fear I won't be the first by some considerable margin !
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I'll get the Bromide.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 20 2012, 12:45 AM GMTIf you dream of RC's penis, you'll be the first.
It really pisses me off when people dream about my penis. No wonder my 'ears' were burning when I woke up this morning.
Have you tried penicilin?
Quote: Timbo @ January 20 2012, 11:23 AM GMTHave you tried penicilin?
I stuck a tablet in my peehole this morning, but nothing seems to be happening.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 19 2012, 10:48 AM GMT
Sorry, but I've now got a mental image of this being Renegade's thingy 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ January 20 2012, 12:25 PM GMTSorry, but I've now got a mental image of this being Renegade's thingy
Step 1. Get women on the BCG to discuss your penis
Step 2. ????
Step 3. Sex!
Step 2: Rohypnol.
Quote: zooo @ January 20 2012, 12:48 PM GMTStep 2: Bag of Chips.
Come on zooo, you know my views on Rohypnol - it's expensive, you have to drug the right girls drink, then you have to lug their semi-concious carcass into a cab (more money), then you have to drag their bloated body up a set of steps, undress them and then do all the work sexually. Plus you have to keep burning them with cigarettes to get the appropriate responses. It's a mugs game.
More Grrr!
Quote: dellas @ January 20 2012, 1:19 PM GMT
Are you angry that I don't advocate Rohypnol? Man, chicks are weird. 
That it is used in rape cases renders this as not acceptable as 'humour'.
Quote: dellas @ January 20 2012, 1:26 PM GMTThat it is used in rape cases renders this as not acceptable as 'humour'.
Nothing I write is normally acceptable as 'humour'. But for future reference, can you post a list of topics which are not acceptable to you personally? As I would clearly like to tailor my comedy specifically for you, no one else, just you.
Think the list will be large, perhaps not as large as your disillusions of what is acceptable as 'humour'
I put it to you, have you or your family had experience of rape?...
Pleas don't come back with.. no I put it to you! RC