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Walt once went up to a desk labelled 'General Enquiries' and asked if they knew the date of David Petraeus' birthday.

Elvin has regular injections of estrogen.

In 1967 Dellas was launched from the Harland and Wolff shipyard. Thousands have sailed in her since.

Roscoff wears ladies tights to go shopping in Farm Foods.

Dellas wasn't sure where to spend new year this year but ruled out the Andromeda Galaxy as probably being e a bit too pricy.

Tuumble has won a free trial.
He's being tried at the Old Bailey for arson.

Elevin is on trail in London for violating a poster with his trusty biro.

dellas is the only person who finds Pippa Middleton attractive.

Pippa Middleton is the only person who finds The Rook attractive.

Elevin spelt backwards is FireRiskAssessment.

Ellie is actually just an expensive sex doll. She comes on here to steal joke to tell to her owner.

Quote: Vader @ December 7 2011, 6:08 PM GMT

Ellie is actually just an expensive sex doll. She comes on here to steal joke to tell to her owner.

Unfounded?

Vader has just flown in from China and is living in Edinburgh Zoo.

Roscoff has a fetish for wanking pandas.

Quote: dellas @ December 12 2011, 1:12 PM GMT

Roscoff has a fetish for wanking pandas.

Unfounded?

When Dellas was young many people mistook her for Audrey Hepburn's...guitar in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Roscoff is a basic breakfast, no tomato, beans or fried bread.