Bill Jaguar played spunk trumpet is the 60's alongside Count Boogie and Dizzy Gillymott.

Will recently gave birth to half a pound of liquorice allsorts

mother and confectionary are both doing well

Lofthouse was seen in Croydon this evening, shaking his head and muttering "What next,, Kaiser Chiefs?"

Big Jack dances with the devil every Tuesday in Morrison's car park. In case of inclement weather they use the back room of the China Cup tea rooms in the High Street.

In the late 70's Will allowed citric acid to dominate his leisure time

lofthouse has approximately 100 million brain cells, however it is rumoured that about 99,999,999 of them have been absent since birth.

They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
Red and green and brown and blue,
They're the really useful crew.
All with different roles to play,
Round Tidmouth sheds and far away
Up the hills and round the bends
Thomas and his friends.

Thomas! He's the cheeky one!
James! is vain but lot's of fun.
Percy! pulls the mail on time
Gordon! thunders down the line.
Emily! really knows her stuff,
Henry! always huffs and puffs.
Edward knows what's right and fair,
Bill Jaguar! Let's just say he's a c***.

Big Jack once drowned in a barrel. He would have shot himself but the shotgun was waterlogged.

Bill once had an affair with with jo Brand hoping to hitch himself up the comedy powers that be list.
oooer! sorry - I thought this read 'make true claim' sorry, sorry, - big mouth - oops!

Salaman was the first to venture into Jo Brand's bat cave in hopes of getting into comedy. He also tried to get into politics by seducing Anne Widdecome, needless to say that she knocked him back.

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Oh yeah I didn't see that either, oh deary me.

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Bill Jaguar has a star named after him. it's Mike Reid (deceased).

Will Cam isn't as good as he was in the old days, you know, before he became all commercialised.

Big Jack once exchanged his mother's cow for a handful of magic beans. His mother threw the beans out of the window in anger.

Jack has spent all night raiding 'booze busters' he is now knackered after bashing head on shutters, will return home to finish his 'scrumpy jack'

dellas was last seen looting Croydon, she then went and found Corden and beat him up.