The all-in-one consolidatory football thread Page 748

We've established that dragging someone violently to the ground by their hair is within the rules, and that standing in an off-side position in the keepers line-of-sight isn't off-side.
Apparently.

Jeez!
Brentfords second kit is a shocker.

Ellen White is retiring.

Just short of Rooney's record.
Shame.

In other news, the Mancs will be making their feelings felt tonight.
Hope it doesn't get silly.

And now Crouchie has retired too. Loved her.

Bolton 1 Villa 1 at the break

Come on you whites! ⚽️

Apparently Thomas Tuchel has been reinstated by Chelsea following a VAR check,

Quote: Chappers @ 9th September 2022, 7:02 PM

Apparently Thomas Tuchel has been reinstated by Chelsea following a VAR check,

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Well, I think that's guaranteed Welsh Victory at the World Cup

Scottish Cup 1st round weekend kicks off tonight with Brora Rangers away to Open Goal Broomhill. That has to be one of the best football club names.

And tomorrow, Civil Service Strollers (my favourite Scottish non-league club because it sums up my 47-year career admirably) are at home to Fraserburgh.

I can't be sure but I think I heard the commentator say that Duke Ellington is playing for England tonight.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 23rd September 2022, 9:24 PM

I can't be sure but I think I heard the commentator say that Duke Ellington is playing for England tonight.

And we're relegated! To what I don't know.

They want relegating after that show.
Southgate picking his old mates despite their recent bad form and fitness.
One more game before the real thing.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 24th September 2022, 8:39 AM

They want relegating after that show.
Southgate picking his old mates despite their recent bad form and fitness.
One more game before the real thing.

They are just glorified friendlies.

(I just deleted my editing again!)

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 23rd September 2022, 9:24 PM

I can't be sure but I think I heard the commentator say that Duke Ellington is playing for England tonight.

Yes he played Take The A Team (Southgate You Twat).