Quotes from The IT Crowd
I came here to drink milk and kick ass... and I've just finished my milk.
Moss (Richard Ayoade). accepts a game of Street Countdown in episode 4.2
Hello, I'd like to order a pizza please (giggles to himself)... and can I have it with extra grapes? (giggles even more)
Roy (Chris O'Dowd). Roy prank calls a pizza delivery company in episode 2.6
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
Moss (Richard Ayoade) in episode 2.5
Jen: What do you want then?
Jen sees through Douglas' excuse in episode 2.3
Jen: Nooooo, Richmond, you are NOT coming to the funeral!
Jen misinterprets Richmond's dress sense in episode 2.2
Hope it doesn't sound arrogant, when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!
Denholm Reynholm (Chris Morris) in episode 2.2
Jen: The story of a young man trying to find his sexuality... Warning. Includes scenes of graphic homo-eroticism.
Jen and Moss reading the poster for the gay musical in episode 2.1
Roy: Moss, how would you feel about a big girls night out?
Roy: I can't believe there's a psychiatrist in the building. All because those two from accounts just had enough of everything and wanted to go to the seaside.
Roy: We don't need no education.
Moss corrects Roy's singing in episode 1.4
Roy: Really? You do the whole Lonely Hearts thing?
JEN? Is Roy off the phone yet? The spider is now upon my person.
Moss (Richard Ayoade) in episode 1.3
Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises of... no, that's too formal.
Moss (Richard Ayoade). Moss emails the Fire Brigade in episode 1.2
Ow. Four! I mean, five! I mean, fire!
Moss (Richard Ayoade) in episode 1.2
Roy: How hard is it to remember 911?
That's the sort of place this is, Jen. A lot of sexy people not doing much work and having affairs.
Denholm Reynholm (Chris Morris). Denholm explains to Jen what the upstairs is like in episode 1.1
I can see why she's divorced, she's very divorceable. As soon as you meet her you can't wait to take her to court to get rid of her.
Moss (Richard Ayoade)
They should call dates "spend some time with a big fat loser!"
Jen (Katherine Parkinson)