DeathbyMonkey can hum the tune to Coronation Street using only his mind & his vocal chords.

Steve Sunshine cannot grow a moustache, so instead keeps a specially-trained Siberian woolly stick insect poised on his upper lip.

Nogget owns the complete boxset of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps and dresses as a different character from the show each Halloween.

Harridan likes to water ski along the canal.

Oldrocker comes from a famous family of champion canal swimmers. Unfortunately he insists on swimming lengths instead of the standard widths which means he has not actually set foot on dry land for 34 years. He exists on the contents of discarded shopping trolleys and the odd Swan much to the consternation of the Queen, who has since 1186 been the sole legal owner of the contents of any discarded shopping trolleys.

Playfull's catchphrase is "That's where it's at Jack"

Last night Steve Sunshine dreamt he went to Mandalay again...

Playfull wears headphones everywhere; he is listening to a recording of last year's BAFTAs but with his own name dubbed on as winner of 'best actress in a leading role'.

Nogget see's the world in black and white apart from Dale Winton who appears as orange as ever.

Roscoff is David Smith's IT expert. Together they have created many fantastic comedy forums.

Gordon Bennett was the original inventor of Red Bull, but sold all rights in the product for £17.50 to feed his addiction for Greggs steakbakes.

Playful limps for England.

Will Cam collects paving slabs and has over seven hundred.

Chipolata invented cling film for his own deviant purposes and only thought of using it to cover food when he was caught in a compromising position.

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