Over heard on a bus.

[so they didnt steal the train]
[no they didnt] [what did they steal then]
[the money on the train, not the train]
[then they should stop calling it the great train robbery its confusing]

So I'm in Tesco picking out fruit squash, when I hear the following.

[nah don't matter what the label says, she's only going to pour it down her f**king gob]

walk around the corner it's a man discussing lambrussco with.....his 10 year old son.

I'm sticking to Waitrose from here on in.

Bloody self-service checkouts. I had no choice in a 24 hour supermarket so I made things as awkward as possible.

If it's self service, surely you were making it awkward only for yourself

I'm pissed off already so my aim is to make the staff pissed off as well.

Quote: sootyj @ 12th August 2014, 11:33 PM BST

If it's self service, surely you were making it awkward only for yourself

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Quote: Chappers @ 12th August 2014, 11:35 PM BST

I'm pissed off already so my aim is to make the staff pissed off as well.

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More power to your elbow. Whoever thought these up should be hung drawn and quartered by an incompetent surgeon.

Quote: Chappers @ 12th August 2014, 11:35 PM BST

I'm pissed off already so my aim is to make the staff pissed off as well.

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I was buying at a till and had someone standing behind me buying a can of redbull, angrily banging a pound coin on the one can of redbull he was buying.

Why couldn't he f**k off and use one of the 12 self service machines

Then how else would I steal from the shop by hiding small things in bigger things?

You're a Gallifreyan shoplifter

Athletes in general but, more particularly, those who win and run around with outstretched arms holding their country's flag behind them.

Adverts - or anything published - that hasn't been proof-read properly.

Perfect Frienship Getaways!

A sign of this country's crap education system. Nobody cares!

This site

It's a bloody nightmare

So many bloody adverts and pop ups plastered all over it

Refreshing the page is such a damn chore

I haven't seen any pop ups. Just the one ad over the background.