The Matt Lucas Awards. Matt Lucas. Copyright: John Stanley Productions / BBC.

The Matt Lucas Awards

BBC One panel show. 15 episodes (2 series), 2012 - 2013. Stars Matt Lucas, Diana Lobatto and David Arnold.

Series 2, Episode 5

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The Matt Lucas Awards. Copyright: John Stanley Productions / BBC.

This week's awards are the Lucas for Most Deluded Group of People, the Lucas for Most Fanciable Person of the Same Gender (Unless You Are a Gay In Which Case the Opposite Gender) and the regular Hidden Talent Award.

The winners this time are decided by TV legends Sooty, Sweep and Soo.

Most Deluded Group Of People

Andy Parsons: People who still trust their banks

Rhys Thomas: People who own personalised number plates

Susan Calman: Parents ('Winner')

Most Fanciable Person Of The Same Gender (Unless You Are A Gay In Which Case The Opposite Gender)

Rhys Thomas: Sean Connery

Susan Calman: Daniel Craig ('Winner')

Andy Parsons: Brad Pitt

Hidden Talent Award

Susan Calman: Naming any Smurf

Andy Parsons: Entertaining a small child with the 'Makka Pakka hakka'

Rhys Thomas: Instantly identifying Queen songs ('Winner')

Most Childish Guest

Susan Calman

Broadcast details

Tuesday 9th April 2013
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Matt Lucas Host / Presenter
Diana Lobatto Matt's Mum
Guest cast
Susan Calman Guest
Andy Parsons Guest
Rhys Thomas Guest
Brenda Longman Soo (Voice)
Writing team
Matt Lucas Writer
Ashley Blaker Writer
Ali Crockatt Writer (Additional Material)
David Scott Writer (Additional Material)
Production team
Geoff Posner Director
Ashley Blaker Series Producer
Matt Lucas Executive Producer
Saurabh Kakkar Executive Producer
Kate Staples Producer


Andy Parsons has a problem at the bank

Andy Parsons, Susan Calman and Rhys Thomas discuss bank accounts, gold and paying taxes.


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