People Just Do Nothing. Image shows from L to R: Decoy (Daniel Sylvester Woolford), Steves (Steve Stamp), Grindah (Allan Mustafa), Beats (Hugo Chegwin). Copyright: Roughcut Television.

People Just Do Nothing

BBC Two and BBC Three and BBC Three (Online) sitcom about a pirate radio station. 28 episodes (pilot + 5 series), 2012 - 2018. Stars Allan Mustafa, Hugo Chegwin, Asim Chaudhry, Steve Stamp and others.

People Just Do Nothing. Image shows from L to R: Grindah (Allan Mustafa), Chabuddy G (Asim Chaudhry), Beats (Hugo Chegwin). Copyright: Roughcut Television.

Series 3, Episode 2 - Record Deal

With Chabuddy G as their music mogul Manager, Kurupt FM attempt to get a record deal. In need of a pay rise to pay for the upcoming wedding, Miche needs to pass a hairdressing test and decides to enlist the help of Steves as her hair model. Beats attends an expectant parents course.

Broadcast details

Date
Wednesday 24th August 2016
Time
10am
Channel
BBC Three
Length
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Allan Mustafa (as Allan 'Seapa' Mustafa) Grindah
Hugo Chegwin Beats
Asim Chaudhry Chabuddy G
Steve Stamp Steves
Daniel Sylvester Woolford (as Dan Sylvester) Decoy
Lily Brazier Michelle
Ruth Bratt Roche
George Keywood Craig
Tiffany Stevenson (as Tiff Stevenson) Tanya
Marvin Jay Alvarez Fantasy
Guest cast
Cally Lawrence Jackie
Holli Dempsey Atlantic Receptionist
Jack Harding Darren (Lad on course)
Rupert Young Joshua (Atlantic A&R)
Sanchia McCormack Course Leader
Arthur Smith Record Shop Employee
Writing team
Steve Stamp Writer
Allan Mustafa (as Allan 'Seapa' Mustafa) Writer
Hugo Chegwin Writer (Additional Material)
Asim Chaudhry Writer (Additional Material)
Lily Brazier Writer (Additional Material)
Production team
Jack Clough Director
Jon Petrie Producer
Ash Atalla Executive Producer
Gareth Heal Editor
Martha Parker Production Designer
Hugo Chegwin Composer
Harry Craze Composer
Allan Mustafa (as Allan 'Seapa' Mustafa) Composer

Videos

Beats And Roche go to NCT class

Ever wondered what baby girls like? According to Beats they love strawberries and botox. This video includes some scenes not shown on television.

Featuring: Hugo Chegwin (Beats), Ruth Bratt (Roche), George Keywood (Craig), Jack Harding (Darren), Sanchia McCormack (Course Leader).

Meeting with XL Records

Kurupt FM's new manager, Chabuddy G, has arranged a meeting for them with a record label.

Featuring: Allan 'Seapa' Mustafa (Grindah), Hugo Chegwin (Beats), Asim Chaudhry (Chabuddy G).

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