People Just Do Nothing. Image shows from L to R: Decoy (Daniel Sylvester Woolford), Steves (Steve Stamp), Grindah (Allan Mustafa), Beats (Hugo Chegwin). Copyright: Roughcut Television.

People Just Do Nothing

BBC Two and BBC Three and BBC Three (Online) sitcom about a pirate radio station. 28 episodes (pilot + 5 series), 2012 - 2018. Stars Allan Mustafa, Hugo Chegwin, Asim Chaudhry, Steve Stamp and others.

Cast & Crew

Main cast
Allan Mustafa (as Allan 'Seapa' Mustafa) Grindah
Hugo Chegwin Beats
Asim Chaudhry Chabuddy G
Steve Stamp Steves
Daniel Sylvester Woolford (as Dan Sylvester) Decoy
Lily Brazier Michelle
Ruth Bratt Roche
George Keywood Craig
Olivia Jasmine Edwards Angel
Tiffany Stevenson (as Tiff Stevenson) Tanya
Victoria Alcock Carol
Marvin Jay Alvarez Fantasy
Joel Tiddy Weapon X
Maria Louis Aldona
Writing team
Steve Stamp Writer
Allan Mustafa (as Allan 'Seapa' Mustafa) Writer
Hugo Chegwin Writer (Additional Material)
Asim Chaudhry Writer (Additional Material)
Lily Brazier Writer (Additional Material)
Ben Murray Writer (Additional Material)
Production team
Jack Clough Director
Jon Petrie Producer
Jack Clough Producer
Ash Atalla Executive Producer
Jon Petrie Executive Producer
Gareth Heal Editor
Martha Parker Production Designer
Laura Phillips Production Designer
Simon Walker Production Designer
Hugo Chegwin Composer
Harry Craze Composer
Allan Mustafa (as Allan 'Seapa' Mustafa) Composer
Steve Stamp Creator
Allan Mustafa Creator
Hugo Chegwin Creator

For guest cast and crew see our episode guides

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