Series 1
1. Episode One
First broadcast: Wednesday 7th January 1987
Filthy and Catflap set up Richie with a paternity scam, but after accidentally viciously murdering not one but four of his milkmen, Richie's a little over-emotional.
2. Episode Two
First broadcast: Wednesday 14th January 1987
After a predictably rubbish and catastrophic game show appearance, Richie meets the Nolans - who blackmail him. He and Eddie devise a crafty scheme to make the cash by swindling London's trendy art world.
3. Episode Three
First broadcast: Wednesday 21st January 1987
Richie plans to host a dinner party for the cream of the showbiz crop. Alas, he hasn't any money to buy the food.
4. Episode Four
First broadcast: Wednesday 28th January 1987
Against all odds, Richie's developed a promising new TV format, but attempts to sell it to the BBC go awry. He soon learns his father is ill, and another potentially lucrative plan comes to mind.
5. Episode Five
First broadcast: Wednesday 4th February 1987
A miracle has occurred: Ralph has got Richie a genuine showbiz job. After a tortuous round of Trivial Pursuit, Eddie talks his friend into a couple of drinks to celebrate...
6. Episode Six
First broadcast: Wednesday 11th February 1987
After their TV-am exposure, Richie and Eddie are instructed at trial to find employment outside of showbusiness. Ralph, meanwhile, is sentenced to death!