Cunk On.... Philomena Cunk (Diane Morgan). Copyright: House Of Tomorrow
Cunk On...

Cunk On...

  • TV comedy
  • BBC Two
  • 2016 - 2022
  • 18 episodes (2 series)

Spin-off from Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe featuring Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk.

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Cunk On Britain, Episode 1 - Beginnings

Cunk On.... Philomena Cunk (Diane Morgan). Copyright: House Of Tomorrow
Philomena takes us right back to the beginning with the Big Bang and interviews Robert Peston about British politics.

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Broadcast details

Date
Tuesday 3rd April 2018
Time
10pm
Channel
BBC Two
Length
30 minutes

Repeats

Show past repeats

Date Time Channel
Monday 18th February 2019 10:00pm BBC2
Tuesday 6th July 2021 10:00pm BBC2
Friday 24th March 2023 10:00pm BBC2
Friday 24th March 2023 11:05pm BBC2 Wales
Thursday 30th March 2023 11:45pm BBC2 Wales

Cast & crew

Cast
Diane Morgan Philomena Cunk
Guest cast
Tom Holland Self
Ronald Hutton (as Professor Ronald Hutton) Self
Francis Pryor (as Professor Francis Pryor MBE) Self
Neil Oliver Self
Laura Ashe (as Dr. Laura Ashe) Self
Jessica Nelson (as Dr. Jessica Nelson) Self
Robert Peston Self
Vanessa Harding (as Professor Vanessa Harding) Self
Writing team
Charlie Brooker Writer
Jason Hazeley Writer
Joel Morris Writer
Ben Caudell Writer
Production team
Lorry Powles Director
Alison Marlow (as Ali Marlow) Series Producer
Matt Hulme Producer
Annabel Jones Executive Producer
Alex Moody Executive Producer
Charlie Brooker Executive Producer
Damon Tai Editor
Jon Kassell Director of Photography

Videos

Who's this penis?

Philomena Cunk's landmark mockumentary series taking us through Britain's history, journeying from the Big Bang to Brexit.

Featuring: Diane Morgan (Philomena Cunk) & Tom Holland.

How did dinosaurs become extinct?

Philomena Cunk's theory on why the dinosaurs might have become extinct.

Featuring: Diane Morgan (Philomena Cunk).

Press

Cunk on Britain, in which history is told at us by dumb people, has been done before, of course - among others, Daisy Donovan and Ali G played the faux-naif ingenue, targeting talking-head experts with wildly varying levels of malice. And done before, anciently before, with Sellar and Yeatman's 1066 and All That, published in 1930 to frankly bemused shouts of weeping, gleeful mirth from all England's minor public schools.

But Diane Morgan, who has proved she's hardly a one-trick pony with her winningly cynical foil to Anna Maxwell Martin in Motherland, is the best yet. Not sure whether even her supreme deadpan can sustain all the expert interviewees - at some point even Diane's got to crack up - but many lines just zinged. Of the Bayeux Tapestry: "Like a Game of Thrones season finale drawn by an eight-year-old boy." Or: "It's just like being there, but in wool."

Euan Ferguson, The Guardian, 8th April 2018

TV review, Cunk on Britain (BBC2)

A brilliant puncturing of television histories.

Sean O'Grady, The Independent, 4th April 2018

Philomena Cunk, the breath-takingly dim-witted arts and history presenter, ought to do a series on classical music, when she's finished her moronic survey of our island race, in Cunk On Britain (BBC2). That might take some time, since she began with the Big Bang, in an account that promises to travel 'from ancient man to Ed Sheeran'.

Cunk, played with a face as cold and immobile as a side of mutton by Motherland actress Diane Morgan, is a send-up of every self-regarding TV personality who ever recited a script while standing on a windswept cliff-edge and gazing portentiously at the horizon.

'She's like an idiot twin sister,' says Morgan. 'Occasionally she'll get things so right you think maybe she isn't an idiot. Maybe she's a genius.'

The TV in-jokes wear a bit thin. But her malapropisms are hilarious: when she talks about the king of the dinosaurs, 'T'yrannical sawdust rex', or the 'Baywatch tapestry', she's in the great comic tradition of Joyce Grenfell and Dame Edna.

The professors and historians facing her pea-brained questions evidently knew what to expect, and played along. Ronald Hutton and Neil Oliver were trying not to giggle -- but full marks to the lady at the National Archives who talked to Cunk like a weary primary schoolteacher.

No, she explained patiently, the Domesday Book isn't cursed. Perhaps they're used to daft questions at the National Archives.

Christopher Stevens, Daily Mail, 4th April 2018

Diane Morgan's deadpan ignoramus tackles the big questions in this series, starting with the big bang and stumbling blindly forward. Along the way, she takes a hatchet to the striding-and-talking tropes of the BBC factual department and baits experts with bewildering displays of idiocy ("Why did stone age people bury all their stuff underground?" she asks one baffled archaeologist). A corrective to self-important historical docs or a decent but limited joke stretched well beyond breaking point? Cunk on Britain is probably a bit of both.

Phil Harrison, The Guardian, 3rd April 2018

Cunk on Britain preview

The only thing that doesn't quite come off are the spoof interviews don't quite come off, as experts have wised up since the day of Ali G and now seem in on the joke, matching Cunk awkward silence for awkward silence.

Steve Bennett, Chortle, 3rd April 2018

Diane Morgan interview

Actor and comedian Diane Morgan discusses her brilliant BBC alter ego ahead of new BBC series Cunk on Britain.

Simon Hattenstone, Radio Times, 3rd April 2018

TV review: Cunk On Britain, BBC2

The dimwits are taking over. Philomena Cunk, alias Diane Morgan, finally gets a whole series in which she has the chance to look at the entire history of Britain, interview various experts and, while she is at it, get things hopelessly, hilariously wrong.

Bruce Dessau, Beyond The Joke, 31st March 2018

'What if spaghetti's illegal?' Cunk breaks down Brexit

After the recent European summit, the cultural commentator explores the referendum and ponders the culinary implications of such a seismic decision.

Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris, The Guardian, 27th March 2018

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