Comic Relief 1991
Tony Robinson presents Cartoon Hits
Griff reports on the need for clean water among the Masai in Kenya.
8pm - Hero Turtles, Stupid Videos and Lovely Julian
A message from the Hero Turtles, a compilation of funny home videos from Chris Tarrant, and Julian Clary hosts a celebrity phone line. Plus an unusual look at Comic Relief's work in the UK, and the start of A-Z of Comedy, with A for Aristocratic Twits and B for Basil Fawlty.
8.30pm - Four Birds of a Feather and One Ronnie
9pm - News
Lenny, Griff and Jonathan stonk back with disastrous co-host, Roger Mellie.
Tony Robinson reports on refugees in Malawi.
Rowan Atkinson's Mr Bean celebrates Red Nose Day in his own sad way.
Plus Blind Snog, a kisser of a game show.
10pm - Bad News and the Barrys
Plus the first performance in five years by the baddest (and worst) heavy metal band in the world - Bad News - and the first Take it From Me, a personal review of Comic Relief's UK work.
10.30pm - Ben Elton, Victoria Wood and Boozy the Snail
Ben Elton throws down some comedy in the studio. Victoria Wood sings her Smile Song. Griff reports on a disability project in Kenya - and the A-Z of Comedy features The Blues Brothers, Tony Hancock, Steptoe and Son, and Boozy the Inebriated Snail.
11pm - Stonktabulous Type Stuff
Hale and Pace teach the world how to stonk
The Red Nose Rock 'n ' Roll Years features Smith and Jones, and Madonna (well, almost).
11.30pm - Wild Women and Wildlife
Also the dire Mellie at Midnight and an extraordinary revelation of how Sir David Attenborough auditions the animals for those wildlife shows!
Midnight - Battle of the Sex Gods
The evening reaches a thumping climax as Tom Jones duets with Theophilus P Wildebeeste. Vic Reeves stages a Red Nose Novelty Island, Steve Wright presents his listeners' favourite classic comedy, and more of Star Crazy! with Nicholas Lyndhurst, Rory Bremner and Glenda Jackson.
1am - Late 'n' Hot 'n' Live
The running total sprints upwards, in hot competition with wild comedy from Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby and Joan Rivers. Julian Clary gets even more intimate on the phones as Lenny, Griff and Jonathan come up with the final running total for this night. But it's not over yet....
1.30am - Stonk Till You Drop!
The comedy roars on with a jamboree of all-time classic sketches wedged together.
- Friday 15th March 1991
- BBC One
- 480 minutes