Taking their seats at Alan's table tonight are razor-sharp stand-up Fern Brady; the award-winning comic, Russell Kane; the comic force of nature, London Hughes and national treasure, Al Murray.

The conversation meanders from the joys of South London; fame and recognition; plus, essential advice on etiquette when dealing with royalty.

Other stories on the show include why Al Murray thinks he is a terrible complainer. London Hughes reveals her origin story and the folly of tracking her early life alongside Britney. While Fern Brady opens up about coming face to face with a 20-stone naked guy in the toilets of all places; and Russell Kane recalls the moment he was left red faced on the red carpet and why witnessing his wife crying, being drunk and groping the future King is a terrible trifecta.