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Michael Monkhouse

  • Tuesday 4th August 2020, 12:53pm [Edited]
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,321 posts

No comment. I never saw the post either but It must've been gross.
Hey - my boss said, I'm only paying you one quid a week. - That's gross! - It certainly is. See what I did there? Lol!!!!!

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Monday 31st August 2020, 10:57am
  • England
  • 17,322 posts

My Epson printer pissed me off once too often and I took great pleasure in hurling the heap of shit into the wheelie bin (OK, maybe it weren't legal, but who gives a f**k when you're pissed off)

Am now the proud owner of a Hewlett Packard one and MY GOD!! What a difference - superb piece of kit for scanning and printing.

Now a very happy bunny. :)

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Lazzard

  • Monday 31st August 2020, 3:39pm
  • Ludlow, England
  • 4,727 posts

Which HP model is that?
My Epson is annoying me at the moment - plus the ink is going to bankrupt me.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Monday 31st August 2020, 11:39pm
  • England
  • 17,322 posts

You probably know this, but just in case - don't forget to buy extra inks with it as new printers are now only loaded with a token amount.

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lofthouse

  • Tuesday 1st September 2020, 6:46pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,747 posts

On my death bed when I'm about too breathe my last - I will at least be full of joy knowing I will be going to a place where you don't have to use FUCKING PRINTERS

Bastard things

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Billy Bunter

  • Tuesday 1st September 2020, 8:24pm
  • The Sussex Coast, England
  • 1,335 posts

I always go down to the library to do my printing. 20p per sheet.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Tuesday 1st September 2020, 10:57pm
  • England
  • 17,322 posts

I used to work in the reprographic trade - that 20p copy costs about 1p to them, paper, toner and machine rental/service.

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lofthouse

  • Wednesday 2nd September 2020, 9:43pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,747 posts
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 1st September 2020, 10:57 PM

I used to work in the reprographic trade

You used to work for William Caxton didn't you?

>_

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Wednesday 2nd September 2020, 11:09pm
  • England
  • 17,322 posts

Aye and verily Sir, tis be so. Oi worked for Bill nigh on 90 years, man and boy.

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Wheel

  • Sunday 13th September 2020, 6:47pm
  • Wakefield, England
  • 366 posts

I spent this afternoon reminiscing, I like to do every so often, and decided to look at my old posts on the BCG and looking at the Script 2 and Torch Script I did when I was younger on the Kall account and thought to myself, what the hell was I thinking in writing that, how embarrassing of me . and why did I even consider writing a terrible script and some of the posts on the David Smith account, like why the hell did I post that. Funny to read back on it now when thinking about it.

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lofthouse

  • Wednesday 14th October 2020, 8:36pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,747 posts

Yep it's definite now- I'm getting old

I've started drinking Horlicks before bedtime

Shoot me

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Chappers

  • Wednesday 14th October 2020, 8:46pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 31,167 posts
Quote: Wheel @ 13th September 2020, 6:47 PM

I spent this afternoon reminiscing, I like to do every so often, and decided to look at my old posts on the BCG and looking at the Script 2 and Torch Script I did when I was younger on the Kall account and thought to myself, what the hell was I thinking in writing that, how embarrassing of me . and why did I even consider writing a terrible script and some of the posts on the David Smith account, like why the hell did I post that. Funny to read back on it now when thinking about it.

Are you David Smith?

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Will Cam

  • Wednesday 14th October 2020, 10:17pm
  • England
  • 8,015 posts

No, I'm David Smith!