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lofthouse

  • Sunday 5th July 2020, 12:57pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,922 posts

Hahaha

It looks like the man has his willy out!

Haha

He!

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Ben

  • Sunday 5th July 2020, 2:37pm
  • England
  • 18,410 posts

Ben is planning to bake some soda bread later.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Sunday 5th July 2020, 3:10pm [Edited]
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,542 posts

The funny thing is I once went to a BBQ with a gay '''friend''' and he kept making jokes about 'I like a bit of sausage, me!!!!' Then this other guy went, 'Hey, I bet you like a bit of sausage, eh?' and he asked the host to 'kick the homophobic asshole out. How f**king dare he?'

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lofthouse

  • Sunday 5th July 2020, 4:35pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,922 posts

Oh by sausage, he meant penis?

oh my God! That's hysterical

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lofthouse

  • Sunday 5th July 2020, 4:57pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,922 posts

Did they serve meat balls at the bbq?

Because if they had, he could have said "oh I love big meaty balls I do"

But, although he said that, what he would have actually meant was that he liked men's testicles

And that would have been very, very amusing

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Rood Eye

  • Friday 10th July 2020, 3:43pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 4,103 posts

I'm currently thinking how wonderful it would be if a certain cartoonist were to publish a book of his funniest works under the title "Beaky's Blinders".

I've just been out for a walk and the idea came to me for some reason.

It's a cracker! Laughing out loud

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DaButt

  • Friday 10th July 2020, 5:05pm
  • The Lone Star State, United States
  • 13,948 posts
Quote: Ben @ 3rd July 2020, 11:25 PM

A Newmarket sausage is always delicious.

Just finished grinding and mixing the ingredients. If I have time I'll stuff and link them later today.

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chipolata

  • Friday 10th July 2020, 5:36pm
  • England
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Quote: DaButt @ 10th July 2020, 5:05 PM

Just finished grinding and mixing the ingredients. If I have time I'll stuff and link them later today.

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This is like some thing out of a serial killers den.

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DaButt

  • Friday 10th July 2020, 5:41pm
  • The Lone Star State, United States
  • 13,948 posts
Quote: chipolata @ 10th July 2020, 5:36 PM

This is like some thing out of a serial killers den.

As they say, you don't really want to know what goes into sausage. ;)