Quote: Tursiops @ October 12 2013, 1:18 PM BST

I can only say it serves you right for interfering with boy scouts...

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>_<

Quote: chipolata @ October 12 2013, 1:16 PM BST

Yesterday, Chip sustained minor thumbnail damage while trying to loosen a too-tight toggle. Today, Pus Thumb.

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Are we talking duffle coat here?

If so, I hope you cleared it first with Ben, and got fashion approval?

Quote: George Kaplan @ October 12 2013, 6:29 PM BST

Are we talking duffle coat here?

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How dare you. It was on my new waterproof cycling top I got to go with my new cycle. Oh yes, Chip's cycling to work from Monday.

You're joining the 'others'.

Quote: zooo @ October 12 2013, 10:44 PM BST

You're joining the 'others'.

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My ambition is to be just beneath L.E. as the BCG's Fittest Member.

Quote: chipolata @ October 12 2013, 10:48 PM BST

My ambition is to be just beneath L.E. as the BCG's Fittest Member.

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Reminds me that I must go for a run today.

Quote: Ben @ October 13 2013, 9:28 AM BST

Reminds me that I must go for a run today.

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Same here.

There are lumberjacks outside cutting down the trees on my road. It's bleeding Sunday, where's the mercy?

Are they singing songs about transvestism

Poor trees.

Come on, they're horrible.

Ben has bought a bottle of black cherry cider for later on. Lock up your mothers.

Slept on someones couch last night. Think I'm going to regret it tomorrow when my muscles are aching.

The remote on my wanky cheapo Alba TV has decided it no longer wishes to work

Bitch

And once again, it's Amazon to the rescue

They've got millions - £5 + free postage !

Say what you like about the tax dodging bastards - there's nothing they don't sell