Just said the following to my attractive, blonde 20-something colleague...

"Apparently the more you bend the stiffer it gets"

I won't spoil it by revealing the context but I did blush a little.

Quote: AJGO @ January 25 2012, 1:16 PM GMT

I think it may have been in disguise, it was reading a newspaper with just the one eye-hole cut out

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I just had my photograph rejected three times by a dating site.

Has anyone else had a more tragic day?

Put your willy away and try again.

Quote: zooo @ January 25 2012, 7:45 PM GMT

Put your willy away and try again.

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I knew that joke was coming, but I didn't expect it from a sweet young thing like you zooo.

Shame on you.

Hurraaay! Fantastic Mr. Fox is back! 2 months since we last saw him - we thought he was dead. Naturally he was rewarded with the remains of a tin of ham ( what else can you do when he stares pleadingly in the window?). Sorry Renegade (Oh, no, I'm not!)

Aw, that's good to hear!

Quote: sootyj @ January 24 2012, 6:08 AM GMT

Damn you Will Cam, I love those songs and want to play them now.

But it's 6am and I'll wake the neighbours.

And now I want to play "Wouldn't it be nice to get on with your neighbours"

Double damn you!

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I'm not going to be able to get everything in but I like most of those suggested anyway so they are in the pending tray for a future show.

Ben Folds Five recording a new album together?

Can it be truuuuue?

Quote: Tuumble @ January 25 2012, 9:28 PM GMT

I'm not going to be able to get everything in but I like most of those suggested anyway so they are in the pending tray for a future show.

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Yay

Quote: zooo @ January 25 2012, 10:12 PM GMT

Ben Folds Five recording a new album together?

Can it be truuuuue?

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Not one of your favourite bands, I trust?

Ellie's boyfriend (Mr JP) is running 45 miles on Friday night. He is a mental.

I'm only doing 5 miles....

....walking......

....in July.

*is weak*

Quote: EllieJP @ January 26 2012, 11:47 AM GMT

Ellie's boyfriend (Mr JP) is running 45 miles on Friday night. He is a mental.

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Make sure he remembers to turn around at 22.5