Whore of the Worlds.
Interstellar prostitute offers Tom Cruise something he doesn't want.
Jambo
A very violent vietnam vet jar of jam gets even.
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Quote: will Cam @ April 14 2010, 9:58 PM BSTAmerican Pi - Big screen geometrical hilarity. Empire Magazine gives it 3.141592 out of 5
That's truly excellent, Mr Cam.
Quote: sootyj @ April 14 2010, 10:57 PM BSTWhore of the Worlds.
Interstellar prostitute offers Tom Cruise something he doesn't want.Jambo
A very violent vietnam vet jar of jam gets even.
Lambo - Ovine post traumatic stress (revenge, like mint jelly, is sweet)
Quote: will Cam @ April 14 2010, 9:58 PM BSTAmerican Pi - Big screen geometrical hilarity. Empire Magazine gives it 3.141592 out of 5
Pocky
Incomprehensible Italian American Japanese chocolate snack beats up black people and Russians.
The 500lbs
James Corden stands upto the Persians.
A Fish Called Wonka
Following the closure of his chocolate factory, due to H&S and child protection concerns, sweet-toothed weirdo Wonka sets up a fish importation business
Robo Plop
Raving Private Ryan
Some times Manumission is the mission.
Singin' in Lorraine
Gene Kelly warbles whilst back-scuttling GMTV stalwart.
Nosferatu-D2
Everyone's favourite tripodical robot joins the real darkside
Quote: will Cam @ April 14 2010, 9:58 PM BSTAmerican Pi - Big screen geometrical hilarity. Empire Magazine gives it 3.141592 out of 5
Can we shut down the forum now? No one's going to beat that, are they?
The whole fourm? I mean it's a doozy of a joke, but that's still a little extreme.
Quote: David Bussell @ April 15 2010, 5:26 PM BSTCan we shut down the forum now? No one's going to beat that, are they?
cringes with embarrassment, but secretly pleased. 
Boy George of the Jungle.
Brought up by Gay Apes, George gets in the mire when he chains Cheetah to the bed after snorting cocaine.
Linda's List
A happy 21st century jewish lady goes food shopping (and shoes)
The Infant smell
2 hours of a used nappy, actually rather better than the original film.
In Bruges.
In all fairness, In Bruge would probably make any of my screenplays look like they should appear in this thread... as the worst ideas for a movie.
eh?
The Frying Game
IRA hit man surprised by saveloy.
Dawmn of the Right Said Fred.
Deeply Dippy about your braiiiinnnnnnsssss!