'My Dinner With Peter Andre'
Nuff said. 
And, as a sequel...
'The Remains Of Darren Day'
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Magnum Lolly Force
Clint Eastwood goes undercover and patrols in an ice cream van. Dirty Harry's Ices cruise the streets looking for baddies and disabling them with Clint's advanced brain-freeze techniques.
Look Back At The Future
Sam Fox is a private detective who uncovers a secret plot to assisinate Stock Aitken Waterman whilst in a coma in space.
About Shit
Jack Nicholson likes shit.
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
The GayChixxx
Though, on reflection...
Goody And Me -
A biopic about the man who wanted to put on Jade Goody the Musical - his trials, his tribulations, the fact that no one gave a flying f**k. A modern tragedy in every sense of the word.
Unforgiven
Biopic of Leigh Francis.
Dan
Olympic - The epic tale of The Titanic's sister ship, which did get into a collision, did have a 34 foot hole ripped into its hull, but which managed to hobble unremarkably back to port, with no loss of life. 'And the band played on as the passengers disembarked for their hotel suites...' 
Rebel without a Coz
The epic updated for the TextSpeak generation.
Any Hole
Woody Allen's classic gets the porn treatment.
Woody Aled.
Welsh classic gets the porn treatment.
The Descant: A group of dead keen girlie recorder players get lost in some caves, but who'll get the last blow?
Quote: don rushmore @ December 1 2009, 5:18 PM GMT
For some reason Don appreciating my terrible effort makes it all the worst.
But thank you. :-)
You don't mess with the Lohan.
Could Lindsay Lohan make an Adam Sandler movie even worse? Probably at least she looks nice.
Goys
Robin Williams yawnathon where he makes none Jews and doesn't take cocaine.
The Horne Supremacy.
Can our tubby super spy save his local Greggs?
American Werewolf in Northampton: 'Beware the boot'.
The Whining.
I don't want to stay in that hotel it smells of wee!
How Green was my Tranny.
Eco-friendly lady boys discuss global warming and the proper use of cucumbers.