But nobody knows who Charlie Brooker is.
He's not a premier footballist.
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I know who he is.
You don't count. Cupboard monkey.
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 1:22 PM GMTBut nobody knows who Charlie Brooker is.
Doesn't matter. They know who the Big Brother slapper is.
Spose.
And Charlie Brooker's been on the telly. That's usually enough of a hook to write a story about them.
I still think they're doing it.
Perhaps he is single.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2007/jan/29/lifeandhealth.comment
Quote: Leevil @ November 27 2008, 1:50 PM GMT
Aw.
I take it back. You don't live in a cupboard.
Quote: chipolata @ November 27 2008, 1:50 PM GMTPerhaps he is single.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2007/jan/29/lifeandhealth.comment
LOVE that.
Especially this...
Besides, marriage inevitably leads to kids, and that's just weird. I don't want to stand in a delivery room, watching someone I'm supposed to love blasting a baby through her hips in an orgy of mucus, gore and screaming. My mind couldn't stand the horror. I would probably grab a rake and start thrashing at it like a farmhand startled by a rat.
Quite right.
If you've actually seen a birth, I can 't comprehend how it's such a popular thing to put your wife through.
Quote: zooo @ November 26 2008, 5:58 PM GMTHe MUST be involved with Aisleyne.
I don't think so, he's just f**king her.
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 3:28 PM GMTQuite right.
If you've actually seen a birth, I can 't comprehend how it's such a popular thing to put your wife through.
Depends if you actually like your wife. Might be a nice way to get even with the bitch. Especially if you bugger off and leave her to look after the nipper.
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 3:28 PM GMTQuite right.
If you've actually seen a birth, I can 't comprehend how it's such a popular thing to put your wife through.
Have you seen it properly, or only on TV?
Oh god no, only on TV.