Even though he was suffering depression, at least Robin Williams went out on a high.

Stool.

(sorry)

Do not say fill your boots to a fat guy with wellies on at a buffet.

Craig h if I was you I'd be more concerned if I was you and my first reaction to seeing a fat guy in welliescat a buffet was I hope he f**ks me

This like talk is club backwards talk of rule first the.

Glenn Hoddle joins QPR coaching staff.

He obviously did something bad in a previous life to deserve that.

Today is a tragic day for comedy.

The wife has just bought me a Mrs.Browns Boys DVD.

Robin Williams death by suicide has taught me a lot about depression.

Mainly from all the apparent experts on Facebook.

Just had a flyer from an estate agent through the door - 'we can sell your house for £750.'

Cheeky bastards, it's worth more than that.

Former Wham! Singer Andrew Ridgeley has filed for bankruptcy.

Opening a club where drinks are free was clearly a bad idea.

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Former Wham! Singer Andrew Ridgeley has filed for bankruptcy.

Opening a club where drinks are free was clearly a bad idea.

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It just shows that you can't be lucky forever.

You don't need to go to University to suffer massive expense and boring lectures hungover after late nights.

Just get married.

Police have removed a large amount of material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard.

Fingers crossed it's just child porn and not new music.

I tried to start a rap battle with my fiancée yesterday, but she was mortified.

And probably regretting letting me write my own vows.

As the bride prepared to throw her bouquet, my long term girlfriend started crying.

"Come on, Sarah" I said, "you've done this the last three weddings we've been too, what's your problem?"

"You're never going to propose to me, are you?" She sobbed.

"Rubbish" I said. "What makes you say that?"

"Dave, I'm in a f**king headlock!"

Is that like f**king out of wedlock??